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I’m online way too much I think
@emilystjams.bsky.social thanks to you and the whole Yellowjackets team for two fantastic episodes and what is going to be a fantastic season. I’ve been looking forward to this since I heard you joined the writers room. You are the one who turned me on to the show.
February 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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want to signal boost a gofundme only about 50% to their goal -- the wallaces have lived in their altadena home for three generations and are rebuilding. just gave, join me if you can!

www.gofundme.com/f/cccmnt-hel...
Donate to Help Us Rebuild Our Family Home, organized by Miles Wallace
Hi, my name is Miles. I’m reaching out to ask for your help after my family lost our h… Miles Wallace needs your support for Help Us Rebuild Our Family Home
www.gofundme.com
January 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And now you’re dead lol
January 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Only the Giants could possibly manage to suck this bad at losing.
#nygiants
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The Daily Zeitgeist’s annual presentation of Santa University has been making the holiday more bearable for 8 years now.
Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.
December 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US
December 13, 2024 at 4:07 AM
A peek into the mind of someone who has disordered sleep, traveling anxiety, and occasionally some good luck.
December 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy
Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
December 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People are asking “why did he keep the gun?” and “why Altoona?” I have a theory.

I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Per Reuters.
This guy is low key the joker
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.
December 3, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I just got a hate speech violation on twitter for mentioning a podcast, so don’t say they don’t have any moderation.
December 3, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Like and reskeet if you hate engagement bait.
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs

Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs

Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Carville is the Democrat’s Giuliani
"We don’t know how people get their information...[we need] an exhaustive, detailed, well-fielded, well-constructed survey on media consumption."

Here's James Carville laying out his idea for a deep dive by Dems into how people get their news these days:

newrepublic.com/article/1888...
November 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM