Zombie Banana
@zombiebanana.bsky.social
I’m online way too much I think
I’ve never understood people talking about snorting cocaine off a toilet. I’ve done a bit of coke. I’ve done it in public restrooms. Somehow I avoided putting it on the toilet.
It’s called a key bump.
It’s called a key bump.
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I’ve never understood people talking about snorting cocaine off a toilet. I’ve done a bit of coke. I’ve done it in public restrooms. Somehow I avoided putting it on the toilet.
It’s called a key bump.
It’s called a key bump.
@emilystjams.bsky.social thanks to you and the whole Yellowjackets team for two fantastic episodes and what is going to be a fantastic season. I’ve been looking forward to this since I heard you joined the writers room. You are the one who turned me on to the show.
February 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@emilystjams.bsky.social thanks to you and the whole Yellowjackets team for two fantastic episodes and what is going to be a fantastic season. I’ve been looking forward to this since I heard you joined the writers room. You are the one who turned me on to the show.
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want to signal boost a gofundme only about 50% to their goal -- the wallaces have lived in their altadena home for three generations and are rebuilding. just gave, join me if you can!
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Donate to Help Us Rebuild Our Family
Home, organized by Miles Wallace
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Home
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January 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
want to signal boost a gofundme only about 50% to their goal -- the wallaces have lived in their altadena home for three generations and are rebuilding. just gave, join me if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/cccmnt-hel...
www.gofundme.com/f/cccmnt-hel...
And now you’re dead lol
January 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And now you’re dead lol
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This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This New Year I’m giving up smoking for good. Now I only smoke for evil.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
The Daily Zeitgeist’s annual presentation of Santa University has been making the holiday more bearable for 8 years now.
Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.
Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.
December 24, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The Daily Zeitgeist’s annual presentation of Santa University has been making the holiday more bearable for 8 years now.
Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.
Thank you @jamieloftus.bsky.social for your utter lack of hard work on this project.
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We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US
December 13, 2024 at 4:07 AM
We need awake ourselves of the materialistic, capitalist view of the world, where people are either customers or marks. Capitalism will sell you the rope to hang yourself with & then make you pay for the coffin & pass the debt onto your kids. People must say enough and make the oligarchs fear US
A peek into the mind of someone who has disordered sleep, traveling anxiety, and occasionally some good luck.
December 11, 2024 at 5:04 PM
A peek into the mind of someone who has disordered sleep, traveling anxiety, and occasionally some good luck.
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Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Listening to Beastie Boys albums is a great way to learn the names of everyone who was ever friends with the Beastie Boys
It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy
Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter
Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM
It’s only a manifesto if it comes from the Manifesto region of Italy
Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter
Otherwise it’s just a sparkling open letter
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When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
December 7, 2024 at 7:49 PM
When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
People are asking “why did he keep the gun?” and “why Altoona?” I have a theory.
I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”
I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”
December 10, 2024 at 12:50 AM
People are asking “why did he keep the gun?” and “why Altoona?” I have a theory.
I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”
I think he was looking for whoever was responsible for calling this atrocity “pizza”
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Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Per Reuters.
This guy is low key the joker
This guy is low key the joker
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Per Reuters.
This guy is low key the joker
This guy is low key the joker
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For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.
December 3, 2024 at 10:25 PM
For those confused about South Korea, an “opposition party” is a political party that actively opposes the one in power.
I just got a hate speech violation on twitter for mentioning a podcast, so don’t say they don’t have any moderation.
December 3, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I just got a hate speech violation on twitter for mentioning a podcast, so don’t say they don’t have any moderation.
Like and reskeet if you hate engagement bait.
December 2, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Like and reskeet if you hate engagement bait.
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Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Tolkien’s races and their favorite drugs
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth
Hobbits: weed, obvs
Elves: MDMA, shrooms
Men: cocaine
Dwarves: meth