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chaotic good✨
Ⓥ for the animals
📚 ☕️ 🍂 🌱 🧙🏻♀️ 🏴
Ⓥ for the animals
📚 ☕️ 🍂 🌱 🧙🏻♀️ 🏴
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
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So go shoot off some fireworks and scare all the dogs and wildlife to celebrate a country that has never once in its history come anywhere close to deserving your respect.
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
So go shoot off some fireworks and scare all the dogs and wildlife to celebrate a country that has never once in its history come anywhere close to deserving your respect.
Do I need a new desk mat? Probably not.
But do I need ✨ this✨ desk mat? Absolutely.
But do I need ✨ this✨ desk mat? Absolutely.
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Do I need a new desk mat? Probably not.
But do I need ✨ this✨ desk mat? Absolutely.
But do I need ✨ this✨ desk mat? Absolutely.
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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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it's not every day that you can vote for an anarchist bookstore as the best independent bookstore in a mainstream publication, but it IS the next several days (you can vote for Red Emmas once a day)
10best.usatoday.com/awards/best-...
10best.usatoday.com/awards/best-...
What is the Best Independent Bookstore for 2025?
Voting for the Best Independent Bookstore is open! Cast your vote daily to help pick the 2025 10Best Readers' Choice Award for Best Independent Bookstore.
10best.usatoday.com
May 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
it's not every day that you can vote for an anarchist bookstore as the best independent bookstore in a mainstream publication, but it IS the next several days (you can vote for Red Emmas once a day)
10best.usatoday.com/awards/best-...
10best.usatoday.com/awards/best-...
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Just imagined Data trying to befriend Murderbot and almost started crying
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Just imagined Data trying to befriend Murderbot and almost started crying
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
April 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
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Billionaires should not exist
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Billionaires should not exist
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When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public
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"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok
March 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok
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being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
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I’m crying, this is so funny
WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️
WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️
“If she wants to know something specific, but doesn’t want people to notice her asking questions, she should simply make incorrect statements while in the company of experts. Her companions will correct her, especially if they're men.”
- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training
- Advice for female agents in WW2, provided during SOE training
March 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m crying, this is so funny
WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️
WEAPONIZED MANSPLAINING FOR ESPIONAGE ☠️☠️
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HI HELLO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.
November 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
HI HELLO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.
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FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025
Mercury Goes into Retrograde
This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
Mercury Goes into Retrograde
This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025
Mercury Goes into Retrograde
This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
Mercury Goes into Retrograde
This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
Yesterday was #worldbookday but I’ve been reading mostly dystopian fiction and manga as of late, so here is Renji Abarai for your feed
March 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yesterday was #worldbookday but I’ve been reading mostly dystopian fiction and manga as of late, so here is Renji Abarai for your feed
Perhaps starting 2025 with The Hunger Games series for book club wasn’t the ~best~ idea for the group’s mental health.
March 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Perhaps starting 2025 with The Hunger Games series for book club wasn’t the ~best~ idea for the group’s mental health.
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#DnD Advice: Raise Dead will only work if you have the spell slots to revive every individual bacterium in the target creature's body as well. This is why most people don't bother getting raised. Anyone saying they can get it done with just a 5th level spell slot is a con artist.
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#DnD Advice: Raise Dead will only work if you have the spell slots to revive every individual bacterium in the target creature's body as well. This is why most people don't bother getting raised. Anyone saying they can get it done with just a 5th level spell slot is a con artist.
February is always shit, but at least I read some books.
March 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
February is always shit, but at least I read some books.
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“How can you talk about books at a time like this?”
“Because if I don’t talk about books, I’m gonna talk about murder and I’d rather rather go on book tour than go to prison. Also, fascists hate books, especially those written by people like me. So books, motherfucker. ALL THE BOOKS.”
“Because if I don’t talk about books, I’m gonna talk about murder and I’d rather rather go on book tour than go to prison. Also, fascists hate books, especially those written by people like me. So books, motherfucker. ALL THE BOOKS.”
February 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“How can you talk about books at a time like this?”
“Because if I don’t talk about books, I’m gonna talk about murder and I’d rather rather go on book tour than go to prison. Also, fascists hate books, especially those written by people like me. So books, motherfucker. ALL THE BOOKS.”
“Because if I don’t talk about books, I’m gonna talk about murder and I’d rather rather go on book tour than go to prison. Also, fascists hate books, especially those written by people like me. So books, motherfucker. ALL THE BOOKS.”
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#DnD Advice: Maintain your equipment properly! When you're not using them, always store your daggers in their sheaths or in an emergency, a snooty noble's back.
February 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
#DnD Advice: Maintain your equipment properly! When you're not using them, always store your daggers in their sheaths or in an emergency, a snooty noble's back.
My book club’s group chat is becoming a guillotine appreciation club chat lately.
February 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My book club’s group chat is becoming a guillotine appreciation club chat lately.