Bryan Miller
@brymiller808.bsky.social
moral support | homosexual menace | views are my own | Santa Cruz, CA | he/him | 🖖
*SE2 Will furiously scribbling on endless sheets of paper with a crayon*
Will’s Mom: Is that—is that Vecna’s cloaca
Will’s Mom: Is that—is that Vecna’s cloaca
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*SE2 Will furiously scribbling on endless sheets of paper with a crayon*
Will’s Mom: Is that—is that Vecna’s cloaca
Will’s Mom: Is that—is that Vecna’s cloaca
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
John Wick-ass set piece waiting to happen
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
John Wick-ass set piece waiting to happen
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
I haven’t been on my phone as much these days and honestly the current mobile browsing experience is a large reason why. Dogshit vibes
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I haven’t been on my phone as much these days and honestly the current mobile browsing experience is a large reason why. Dogshit vibes
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thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
thinking about getting play doh for lunch again
No Man’s Sky and an edible…one of the best duos to ever do it
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No Man’s Sky and an edible…one of the best duos to ever do it
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Dr. Jamal Eltaeb of Sudan has been awarded the Aurora Prize for Awakening Humanity. He says, "Every day we work in the impossible conditions with barely enough to keep people alive." n.pr/4oYRKiA
Doctor in Sudan wins $1 million prize for his extraordinary courage: 'It is my duty'
Dr. Jamal Eltaeb of Sudan has been awarded the Aurora Prize for Awakening Humanity. He says, "Every day we work in the impossible conditions with barely enough to keep people alive."
n.pr
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dr. Jamal Eltaeb of Sudan has been awarded the Aurora Prize for Awakening Humanity. He says, "Every day we work in the impossible conditions with barely enough to keep people alive." n.pr/4oYRKiA
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welcome to Target
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
welcome to Target
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Guy desperate for the warm embrace of another human being: “And it was a good hug.”
NEO, a new humanoid robot that can do housekeeping, has the internet buzzing. The hosts of "Hard Fork" met with Bernt Bornich, the chief executive of the company 1X, which created the robot, and got to put NEO to the test. nyti.ms/47MhkAo
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Guy desperate for the warm embrace of another human being: “And it was a good hug.”
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Eat Prey Love (2010)
February 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Eat Prey Love (2010)
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Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/
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Kids these days are always talking about power wash simulator 2. But you know who was a real power wash simulator, too? Mary Magdalene who power washed the feet of Christ.
October 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Kids these days are always talking about power wash simulator 2. But you know who was a real power wash simulator, too? Mary Magdalene who power washed the feet of Christ.
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people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
people that like this are like if motion smoothing had a personality send tweet
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Human babies: waah i was just born this is scary im going to poop on the doctor it's too cold put me back
Sea turtle babies:
Sea turtle babies:
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Human babies: waah i was just born this is scary im going to poop on the doctor it's too cold put me back
Sea turtle babies:
Sea turtle babies:
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ME: Hey Stephen King, what’s your book about
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
December 27, 2024 at 3:48 PM
ME: Hey Stephen King, what’s your book about
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
STEPHEN KING: There’s this extradimensional spore that takes over a small town
ME: Oh that could be interesting sure
STEPHEN KING: Humans call it Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: They…call it—
STEPHEN KING: Uncle Ding-Dong
ME: Why
STEPHEN KING: idk
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King George III in early 1776
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
King George III in early 1776
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
October 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
My scalding hot take nobody asked for is that the best Batman films are all animated
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My scalding hot take nobody asked for is that the best Batman films are all animated
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but