Ziggy Gigglez
@ziggygigglez.bsky.social
Welcome to Ziggy Gigglez! I hope the humor brings you lots of giggles.
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optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
December 6, 2024 at 12:16 AM
optimus prime: did she just wink at me?
me: i think she’s turning left
me: i think she’s turning left
Have a great Friday!
December 6, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Have a great Friday!
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Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
December 5, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
McDonalds drive-thru employee: what
To the person who stole my Ex-Lax...
I hope you never stop running.
I hope you never stop running.
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
To the person who stole my Ex-Lax...
I hope you never stop running.
I hope you never stop running.
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Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn’t get squashed by a car, is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn’t get squashed by a car, is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.
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Follow me for more fitness tips.
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Follow me for more fitness tips.
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
Do people who work in a match factory ever strike?
December 4, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Do people who work in a match factory ever strike?
Y’all gotta stop with some of these Christmas decorations.
Last night I drove by this and I thought this camel silhouette was a woman who had toppled over while in the yard…
I was about to stop and offer to help.
Last night I drove by this and I thought this camel silhouette was a woman who had toppled over while in the yard…
I was about to stop and offer to help.
December 3, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Y’all gotta stop with some of these Christmas decorations.
Last night I drove by this and I thought this camel silhouette was a woman who had toppled over while in the yard…
I was about to stop and offer to help.
Last night I drove by this and I thought this camel silhouette was a woman who had toppled over while in the yard…
I was about to stop and offer to help.
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Cashier: are you gonna put that Christmas tree up yourself?
Me: no, I’m gonna put it in my living room
Me: no, I’m gonna put it in my living room
December 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Cashier: are you gonna put that Christmas tree up yourself?
Me: no, I’m gonna put it in my living room
Me: no, I’m gonna put it in my living room
Have a great day!
December 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Have a great day!
My wife told me to take $30 and buy a Christmas nativity scene and I could spend the rest on beer.
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 PM
My wife told me to take $30 and buy a Christmas nativity scene and I could spend the rest on beer.
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*drops something sharp*
Brain: catch it with your foot
Brain: catch it with your foot
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 AM
*drops something sharp*
Brain: catch it with your foot
Brain: catch it with your foot
I’m pretty sure Fred Flintstone drove by my house today.
December 2, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I’m pretty sure Fred Flintstone drove by my house today.
I like long walks…
Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
December 2, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I like long walks…
Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
Especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
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Sorry, what were you saying? I was daydreaming about my next coffee.
December 2, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Sorry, what were you saying? I was daydreaming about my next coffee.
Repost if (or when) you get it. 😂
December 2, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Repost if (or when) you get it. 😂
I’m writing a book.
So far, I have the page numbers done.
So far, I have the page numbers done.
December 1, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I’m writing a book.
So far, I have the page numbers done.
So far, I have the page numbers done.
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November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I just put my Christmas tree up.
November 30, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I just put my Christmas tree up.
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My wife asked to borrow my chapstick a few days ago. I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
November 30, 2024 at 5:17 AM
My wife asked to borrow my chapstick a few days ago. I accidentally gave her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
