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¡Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos!
#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
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If we're hanging out and you don't sing the chorus WITH YOUR ENTIRE CHEST to "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie, I'mma assume you acting funny...

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November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Gary **(hiding under the bed)**

Murderer:

Gary:

Murderer: "Cash Money Takin' Over.."

Gary: "For the 99 and the 2000! ...oh no.."

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November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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When you ran outta Hennessy® and you gotta make some from scratch...

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November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Not Pizza Hut trying to normalize giving people itty bitty wings...

...now I'm sure somebody out-Pizza's the Hut.

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November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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It has begun...

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November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Today's Kids Will Never Know:

☎️Automated Voice☎️

"You have a collect call from:

'MomWeFinishedPracticeComeGetMe'

Will you accept the charges?"

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October 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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If you don't sing this fast along with Luther then I don't trust you...

"Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..

Well, well, well, welllllll"

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October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Fun Fact:

Jack-O'-Lanterns were originally made out of turnips.

...in unrelated news, I am NEVER looking up a fun fact regarding Halloween before bedtime ever again.

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October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Get used to it!
It's the WAY OF THE WORLD!
If you're so hot on discipline, then go*****mit start by accepting mine! Because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD N🥷🏾 IN CHARGE!!!

Come on, let's get something to eat.

Boy... you really think you bad, don't you?

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October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The fact she's wearing boots without socks bothers me more than the boots being clear. Feet smelling like raw cabbage, lukewarm hotdog water, and disappointment.

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October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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How To Eat Candy Corn: A Tutorial

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October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Unsolicited Advice
October 14, 2025:

Don't be the first person to cut through the name on the birthday cake.

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October 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Every year, Mother Nature reminds us that we are NOT AT ALL ready for:

- a zombie apocalypse
- vampires
- rogue A.I. and machine uprisings
- a planet of the apes revolution
- extraterrestrials
- actual supervillains
- internet/cellular signal outages

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October 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Me reacting when Scooby-Doo and the Gang unmask the ghost/monster...

And it's a random person that they met at the beginning of the show....

...For the 7,562,988th time.

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October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Me as a child watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video for the first time...

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October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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School really has us eating/drinking this at 11am then playing dodgeball... #treacherous

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October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Nothing has felt the same since I learned that goats have "accents" and can't understand other goats from foreign countries because their accents are different...

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September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Teens be like....

"I'mma fix a bowl of cereal..."

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September 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Old House Owner:

In this house, 317 people died, 233 went insane, and 12 killed themselves..

The New Family In The Horror Movie:
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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NEVER in my life, have I ever used these buttons...

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September 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Maybe, I'm just too demanding?
Maybe I'm just like my father. Too bold?
Maybe I'm just like my mother?
She's never satis-

Therapist: "Get out."

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September 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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If you use me as a reference on an application, make sure they can say your name correctly when they call. #whodat

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September 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Adulting Is Weird:

One minute you're young, hanging out with friends, being carefree....

...Next thing you know, you're getting excited about a Buy One Get One Free coupon for your favorite detergent and fabric softener.

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September 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. And also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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September 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Parents,

Make sure your kids know your family's government names too.

Took me over 36 years to learn that my cousin Bubba-Nuck and Reynard Humphreys were the same person.✍🏾

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September 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM