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#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
Safe to say...
...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon
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...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon
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January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Safe to say...
...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon
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...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon
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After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993.
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January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993.
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Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them.
Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".
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Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them.
Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No".
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
It REALLY makes me feel a way whenever I click Unsubscribe in an unwanted email and it makes me enter my email address again...
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January 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It REALLY makes me feel a way whenever I click Unsubscribe in an unwanted email and it makes me enter my email address again...
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When people go "Live" on social media on time...
...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know...
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#BlackSkyOver40
...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know...
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
January 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When people go "Live" on social media on time...
...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know...
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know...
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
When you used to belong to the streets but now you're just well hydrated...
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January 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
When you used to belong to the streets but now you're just well hydrated...
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If I send you this, it means that "if I go down, I'm taking you with me"...
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January 6, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If I send you this, it means that "if I go down, I'm taking you with me"...
#BlackSky
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As a kid, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness...
...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal.
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#BlackSkyOver40
...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
As a kid, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness...
...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Shout out to people who Rate & Review things...
...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things
...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things
...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Shout out to people who Rate & Review things...
...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things
...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things
...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Everybody At Work This Week:
"That sounds like a 2026 problem..."
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"That sounds like a 2026 problem..."
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December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Everybody At Work This Week:
"That sounds like a 2026 problem..."
#BlackSky
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"That sounds like a 2026 problem..."
#BlackSky
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...and now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ice, only to re-emerge next Christmas.
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December 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
...and now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ice, only to re-emerge next Christmas.
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Throwback to when Samuel L Jackson and his wife LaTanya randomly took ONE OF THE HARDEST 90's album cover photos ever...
...in 1972.
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...in 1972.
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December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Throwback to when Samuel L Jackson and his wife LaTanya randomly took ONE OF THE HARDEST 90's album cover photos ever...
...in 1972.
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...in 1972.
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#BlackSkyOver40
Unsolicited Advice:
Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan.
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Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Unsolicited Advice:
Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
🎄A Christmas Story 🎄
Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand?
RIGHT.
OUT.
OF.
THEIR.
MOUTHS???
#BlackSky
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#BlackSkyOver40
Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand?
RIGHT.
OUT.
OF.
THEIR.
MOUTHS???
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎄A Christmas Story 🎄
Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand?
RIGHT.
OUT.
OF.
THEIR.
MOUTHS???
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand?
RIGHT.
OUT.
OF.
THEIR.
MOUTHS???
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
There's a certain age group that was first exposed to being epically roasted by watching the Narrator cook The Grinch EVERY. THREE. MINUTES. in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
#BlackSky
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December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There's a certain age group that was first exposed to being epically roasted by watching the Narrator cook The Grinch EVERY. THREE. MINUTES. in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas".
#BlackSky
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Merry Christmas to everyone EXCEPT Grandpa Joe who sat in bed for 271 years 57 months and 5 days but HOPPED UP AND DANCED when he found out about a prize to go see about Willy Wonka's candy factory.
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December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone EXCEPT Grandpa Joe who sat in bed for 271 years 57 months and 5 days but HOPPED UP AND DANCED when he found out about a prize to go see about Willy Wonka's candy factory.
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Mistakenly Googled "Tupac of socks" instead of "two pack of socks"
...was NOT disappointed.
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...was NOT disappointed.
#BlackSky
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December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mistakenly Googled "Tupac of socks" instead of "two pack of socks"
...was NOT disappointed.
#BlackSky
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...was NOT disappointed.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
When the kids realize that the "Elf On The Shelf" is really out here snitching...
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December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When the kids realize that the "Elf On The Shelf" is really out here snitching...
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Whoever the very FIRST person that EVER said:
"You feeling froggy? Jump."
...was an absolute MENACE. An unmitigated SCOUNDREL.
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"You feeling froggy? Jump."
...was an absolute MENACE. An unmitigated SCOUNDREL.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Whoever the very FIRST person that EVER said:
"You feeling froggy? Jump."
...was an absolute MENACE. An unmitigated SCOUNDREL.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
"You feeling froggy? Jump."
...was an absolute MENACE. An unmitigated SCOUNDREL.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
You ever cook so good that you pick up and eat DIRECTLY out of the skillet??
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December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You ever cook so good that you pick up and eat DIRECTLY out of the skillet??
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#BlackSky
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It just don't sit right with me that Ricky took the SAT...
...and got his scores back the next day.
...in the mail.
...in 1991.
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...and got his scores back the next day.
...in the mail.
...in 1991.
#BlackSky
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#BlackSkyOver40
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It just don't sit right with me that Ricky took the SAT...
...and got his scores back the next day.
...in the mail.
...in 1991.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
...and got his scores back the next day.
...in the mail.
...in 1991.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
In this Merriest of Seasons, please remember to take the warmest and sincerest lesson from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer":
"People will be nice to you when they need something from you..."
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"People will be nice to you when they need something from you..."
#BlackSky
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#BlackSkyOver40
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
In this Merriest of Seasons, please remember to take the warmest and sincerest lesson from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer":
"People will be nice to you when they need something from you..."
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
"People will be nice to you when they need something from you..."
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Dear Frozen Meal Instructions Writers,
Never in the history of owning microwaves have I known or cared about the wattage of any microwave.
#BlackSky
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#BlackSkyOver40
Never in the history of owning microwaves have I known or cared about the wattage of any microwave.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear Frozen Meal Instructions Writers,
Never in the history of owning microwaves have I known or cared about the wattage of any microwave.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
Never in the history of owning microwaves have I known or cared about the wattage of any microwave.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
As a kid, I thought FOR SURE that I was gonna be locked up for counterfeiting when I received my first $2 bill.
I planned evasive maneuvers for two weeks in case I needed an escape.
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I planned evasive maneuvers for two weeks in case I needed an escape.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As a kid, I thought FOR SURE that I was gonna be locked up for counterfeiting when I received my first $2 bill.
I planned evasive maneuvers for two weeks in case I needed an escape.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
I planned evasive maneuvers for two weeks in case I needed an escape.
#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
I vividly remember in the late 80's to early 90's when "Look It Up" was a perfectly acceptable adult response to a kid when they asked HOW. TO. SPELL. A. WORD.
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a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a popsicle while reading a magazine .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch eating a popsicle while reading a magazine .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I vividly remember in the late 80's to early 90's when "Look It Up" was a perfectly acceptable adult response to a kid when they asked HOW. TO. SPELL. A. WORD.
#BlackSky
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#BlackSky
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