Tavares
LightNews LightNews
banner
answer2k1.bsky.social
Tavares
@answer2k1.bsky.social
370 followers 620 following 220 posts
¡Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos!
#PineAppleJuiceDreams #PickleJuiceThoughts #linkinbio Shoot for the moon, land on a cloud.
Posts Replies Media Videos
answer2k1.bsky.social
If we're hanging out and you don't sing the chorus WITH YOUR ENTIRE CHEST to "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie, I'mma assume you acting funny...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
When you ran outta Hennessy® and you gotta make some from scratch...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Not Pizza Hut trying to normalize giving people itty bitty wings...

...now I'm sure somebody out-Pizza's the Hut.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
It has begun...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
If you don't sing this fast along with Luther then I don't trust you...

"Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..
Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be..

Well, well, well, welllllll"

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Fun Fact:

Jack-O'-Lanterns were originally made out of turnips.

...in unrelated news, I am NEVER looking up a fun fact regarding Halloween before bedtime ever again.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Get used to it!
It's the WAY OF THE WORLD!
If you're so hot on discipline, then go*****mit start by accepting mine! Because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD N🥷🏾 IN CHARGE!!!

Come on, let's get something to eat.

Boy... you really think you bad, don't you?

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver40
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
The fact she's wearing boots without socks bothers me more than the boots being clear. Feet smelling like raw cabbage, lukewarm hotdog water, and disappointment.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
How To Eat Candy Corn: A Tutorial

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Me reacting when Scooby-Doo and the Gang unmask the ghost/monster...

And it's a random person that they met at the beginning of the show....

...For the 7,562,988th time.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Me as a child watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video for the first time...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
School really has us eating/drinking this at 11am then playing dodgeball... #treacherous

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Nothing has felt the same since I learned that goats have "accents" and can't understand other goats from foreign countries because their accents are different...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Teens be like....

"I'mma fix a bowl of cereal..."

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
#BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Old House Owner:

In this house, 317 people died, 233 went insane, and 12 killed themselves..

The New Family In The Horror Movie:
September 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
NEVER in my life, have I ever used these buttons...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Watched Final Destination 2 once...

...ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO EVER ride behind a log truck ever again.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Things I Assume You Do If I Catch You Reneging In Spades:

- Don't put shopping carts back
- Eat candy corn and/or peeps
- Put ketchup on steak
- Make that scratching throat noise
- Pronounce the "L" in salmon
- Double dip chips
- Eat your steaks well-done

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
The very first time you hear someone refer to 90's R&B and Hip Hop as "the oldies"...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Me, telling today's youths about AOL Instant Messenger, Black Planet, Karl Kani, Hotmail, Yo! MTV Raps, Video Soul, St. Ides, and The BK Broiler.

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Orbit Gum was absolutely WILD for this commercial...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
August 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
For those of us that got to experience BOTH of these situations, we were DEEP in the trenches driving around town with the portable #Spotify...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
August 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
I am the kind of person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
August 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
Tupac, in Cuba, thinking about y'all making banana pudding with no bananas...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
August 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
answer2k1.bsky.social
If you pass up Buc-ee's, I don't want to travel with you...

#BlackSky
#BlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver40
July 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM