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Zach
@zachthecoffeebear.bsky.social
Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing. -Married to my best friend.
-Owner of two crazy orange cats & a silly dog.
-Obsessed with coffee.
-Unfortunately living in the south (Arkansas).
🐻❤️🐶 🏳️‍🌈
Got phase one of my newest tattoo done yesterday. I absolutely adore it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Chicago, I’m in you.
September 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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anyone who got on social media after 2014 or so is under the mistaken impression that the primary goal of social media is for it to Accomplish Something while those of us who have been on since the start know the true purpose of social media is to give us a place to Post so we don't go (more) insane
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
First day off in a bit. Feels great outside.
June 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Saw this on the back of a car at work today. I need this decal.
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m still alive and still here, just don’t post as much lately.
April 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The US Congress is applauding Trump for withdrawing from the fricking World Health Organization. We live in Idiocracy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I guess my opinion or feelings just don’t matter to anyone anymore. I hate my life.
a cartoon cat is holding a heart and a hammer and says my current situation
ALT: a cartoon cat is holding a heart and a hammer and says my current situation
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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As American journalists start writing about the Nazi salute that Elon Musk just gave twice on camera, it's essential that they contextualize it for readers as part of a years-long course of publicly embracing antisemitic politicians and causes.

They better not dare pretend this was a one-off event.
Musk doubles down on support for German far-right leader
Musk, who used his influence and vast wealth to propel Trump to victory in the 2024 White House race, has been vocal in his support for the AfD ahead of snap elections in Germany on February 23.
www.lemonde.fr
January 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Trump’s proposal to strip birthright citizenship from those born in this nation is unconstitutional.

In Illinois, we follow the law.

This is only the start of attempts to undermine the rule of law, and Illinoisans can count on me to stand against unconstitutional actions.
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.

I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I feel the same snoopy.
January 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?

👀 👎
January 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That thing where you find a potential dream job so you immediately email the recruiter to ask about pay because you don’t want to get your hopes up.
January 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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What is the Internet equivalent for an Oscar because this is deserving
Internet perfection. hang it in the Louvre
January 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Depression is weird and wild. I’ve been doing remarkably well lately, considering the amount of things that have happened recently in my life. Out of nowhere though, while taking a little break at work, I got hit with a wave of depression that is definitely setting me back some.
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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"Is the Challigator Kosher" - the greatest tractate in the history of talmud, locked by rabbinic repudiation of divine revelation after 12239 pages of heated debate,
New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.
November 28, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Hcäz, an espresso mug that just barely fits two shots in it. Only found in Scottish IKEAs.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Hello, I'm hannäh, a quickly recalled type of ladle.
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
November 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Today we found out my MIL passed away. She was a kind, fierce, funny, loving and wonderful person. I didn’t get to know you long enough, but happy we had the time we did.
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Help smash stigma! If you’re up to it, post a photo of your beautiful self if you live with mental health conditions to let others know they’re not alone.

cPTSD, Clinical Depression, Generalized Anxiety Disorder and a sprinkling of other fun things that make me not feel like a “normal” person.
November 18, 2024 at 7:13 PM
One day you’re partying every night and getting very little sleep, the next, you’re on your 4th cup of coffee while trying to stay awake and telling your dog she’s a good big girl for pooping in the backyard.
November 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
So I might’ve forgotten that this platform existed. Going to do better to be on here while slowly leave twitter behind.
November 12, 2024 at 10:52 PM