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phil clifton
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when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“tell her we said knock knock then”
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
me after replacing the lightbulb by myself
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
the true queen of Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
lmaoooo "cuntburger" is absolutely phenomenal, added straight to my lexicon #allsfair
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
fuck
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
it’s always the ones you least expect #CelebrityTraitors
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
queen
October 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
diva
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
wait, what?
October 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me and my friend saying, "hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping & talking shit
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
no x
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
this divaaaaaaa
September 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
this is about to revolutionise my living room
September 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
would like to announce that I too am definitely 6 foot 3. thank you.
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
we should change to this
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
lmfaooo. well done, residents of this street !
September 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i’m sorry but “wannabe-bigtime, smalltime shit-talking, bothersome, irritating, immature motherfuckers”

…is a spectacular burn, he read them to absolute FILTH 😭😭😂
September 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
we used to be a proper country
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
can’t believe i missed this
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
have I peaked?
September 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
could be us…
September 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
rare good news update
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
so this is the exact energy i bring to the club
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM