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He’s gotta do it all himself
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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“a human trombone” is absolutely devastating
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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They’re regular Detroit teens, 16-year-old cousins who work at Chili’s — and asylum seekers who fled brutality in Venezuela.

They’re now in an ICE lockup in Texas after agents raided their home in search of someone else.

Their classmates want them back.

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Immigration agents arrest two Detroit teens, now held in ICE facility
Immigration agents arrested two teenagers and their parents in Detroit and took them to a Texas ICE detention facility.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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At 23 years old, Lucas Raymond is currently producing more expected goals above replacement/60 (xGAR/60) and scoring more than both Mitch Marner and Nikita Kucherov did at the same age.

The Red Wings have a superstar and he’s locked up on a ridiculously team-friendly deal
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“He’s so obsessed with the Kennedy name and the Kennedy brand that he caged one, a rabid dog in his Cabinet”

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'History is watching this moment': JFK's grandson runs for Congress, slams Trump's record
YouTube video by MSNBC
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November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
@lansingmifacts.com Penny went for some candy tonight instead of trucks
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Who is John Leonard???
September 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Raise your hand if you’re going to be a wreck during Stevie’s speech on jersey retirement night 🙋‍♀️
August 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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oh and one more thing
you aren't going to like
what comes after America.
August 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Remember when Kyle from Chicago gave himself a 4/10 in hockey knowledge youtu.be/3pcLRPfU5uI?...
Interviewer unknowingly asks Blackhawks GM if NHL Draft lottery was rigged 🤣
YouTube video by NHL on ESPN
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August 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can someone tell Curtis Yarvin that’s he’s completely unoriginal. And also a loser. Thanks
August 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Stevie pretty please
I confess I don't understand why the Blues are reportedly shopping Jordan Kyrou. He's a great finisher and he's even above average defensively, and drives his team's penalty differential from both sides. Maybe he kicks puppies.
July 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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“Go GREEN!” *jab* “Go WHITE!” *jab*
During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.
July 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Meijer knows how to get me in the store
July 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Who forgot to tell me Ozzie and Keats started a podcast?? youtu.be/oZclybBfg18?...
Ozzy and Keats - with Mickey Redmond
YouTube video by Ozzy and Keats
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July 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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UFC on White House lawn to celebrate the 250th anniversary is so incredibly on the nose I can't even hate it.
July 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh…
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I support adding a little sports into politics
In the UK politicians can protest by grabbing the mace (yes a large golden rod like weapon) that the speakers aid carries into the house. If someone runs off with the rod then the session is invalid until it is returned
June 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
June 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is the White House flagpole actually 88 feet tall and leaning 14 degrees? I heard it on Threads and sometimes they really lose the plot over there
June 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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mood
June 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM