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i hate hitler, i love the sun, and that's who i am in a nutshell
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December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
genndy tartakovsky blood meridian
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
discovered if you glaze a flour tortilla with olive oil and par bake it for five minutes it turns into domino's thin crust pizza. if i was a stoner this would be a monkeys dancing around the monolith type scenario
October 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
softblocked varg vikernes
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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JD Vance’s parents both abandoned him in favor of doing drugs and honestly they made the right choice.
Vance: I'll tell Hakeem Jeffries righ now, if you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.
October 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm moving like jukka
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the grumpy frog
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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February 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
walked into the living room, my dad said "hey watch this" and then went to mow the lawn. i sit down just as a guy has a heart attack and a bunch of guys in winter gear put him on a table and start defibrillating

this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening
August 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I’m a PoC, and I say West Virginia shouldn’t vote.
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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⚠️ ATTENTION: baby jumping spider
August 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
thesis: vivec did nothing wrong
antithesis: vivec murdered nerevar and stole godhood
synthesis: yes and that was good
August 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
finally overcame my allergic reaction to traditional deckbuilders and started playing dominion. i bounced off cause it seemed so complicated, i wasn't getting my bag up.

turns out the secret to dominion is to ignore the board and get your bag up.
August 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
that letter is 100% real no hoaxer is clever enough to channel trump the fancy new york broadway boy like that.
July 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM