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@two40footslabs.bsky.social
(he/him) (30) (pdx) (trying)
Roams around the area for some reason. He has no desire to fight and will die with a single blow if attacked.
i stream Sunday mornings/Tuesday & Thursday evenings
twitch.tv/two_40_foot_slabs
NSFW art: slxxxbs.bsky.social
Roams around the area for some reason. He has no desire to fight and will die with a single blow if attacked.
i stream Sunday mornings/Tuesday & Thursday evenings
twitch.tv/two_40_foot_slabs
NSFW art: slxxxbs.bsky.social
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@two40footslabs.bsky.social
· Jan 1
i have three (3) Feeds set up for my art posts by the way
-"slab art" for everything
-"slab fanart" for just the fanart
-"slab OCs" for just my blorbos
-"slab art" for everything
-"slab fanart" for just the fanart
-"slab OCs" for just my blorbos
charles dance is so unimaginably good in this movie you have no idea
Space Truckers
This is a real movie that exists that I'm absolutely not making up where Charles Dance plays the cyborg villain who he has a glowing pull-cord penis. There's also square pigs. And Vernon Wells is there. Am I seriously recommending this? Yes. It's a real movie that exists.
This is a real movie that exists that I'm absolutely not making up where Charles Dance plays the cyborg villain who he has a glowing pull-cord penis. There's also square pigs. And Vernon Wells is there. Am I seriously recommending this? Yes. It's a real movie that exists.
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
charles dance is so unimaginably good in this movie you have no idea
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jobs available in 2026:
federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education
insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree
3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits
newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth
federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education
insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree
3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits
newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
jobs available in 2026:
federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education
insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree
3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits
newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth
federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education
insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree
3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits
newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth
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Happy 2nd birthday to the God Damn Elf
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Happy 2nd birthday to the God Damn Elf
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GALLOWS CORNER - A PEASANTS' REVOLT RPG launches on Kickstarter in TWO WEEKS TIME!
Are you excited? We are!
Want to see a zine cover? Of course you do!
Follow us on Kickstarter here and join the fight: shorturl.at/km3rm
Are you excited? We are!
Want to see a zine cover? Of course you do!
Follow us on Kickstarter here and join the fight: shorturl.at/km3rm
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
GALLOWS CORNER - A PEASANTS' REVOLT RPG launches on Kickstarter in TWO WEEKS TIME!
Are you excited? We are!
Want to see a zine cover? Of course you do!
Follow us on Kickstarter here and join the fight: shorturl.at/km3rm
Are you excited? We are!
Want to see a zine cover? Of course you do!
Follow us on Kickstarter here and join the fight: shorturl.at/km3rm
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it’s freaking fool friday everybody. happy freaking fool friday
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
it’s freaking fool friday everybody. happy freaking fool friday
yo pagliacci you wanna come out here
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
yo pagliacci you wanna come out here
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FANTASY/DRACOLCH.GIF
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
FANTASY/DRACOLCH.GIF
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Jak & Daxter
'Jak II'
PlayStation 2
'Jak II'
PlayStation 2
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Jak & Daxter
'Jak II'
PlayStation 2
'Jak II'
PlayStation 2
i have no idea who this is and i don't care but this thumbnail is fucking killing me
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
i have no idea who this is and i don't care but this thumbnail is fucking killing me
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Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Couple more Addams bangers, all with a genuinely eerie quality to them.
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the Deadly Towers manual has some absolute gems for item descriptions
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
the Deadly Towers manual has some absolute gems for item descriptions
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Warsaw Contemporary Ballroom Performing Arts presents;
Music For Failing Bodies
A short experimental ambient electronic and guitar album meant to convey extremely specific emotions.
Intended listening guide pictured below -
Links in thread to stream.
Music For Failing Bodies
A short experimental ambient electronic and guitar album meant to convey extremely specific emotions.
Intended listening guide pictured below -
Links in thread to stream.
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Warsaw Contemporary Ballroom Performing Arts presents;
Music For Failing Bodies
A short experimental ambient electronic and guitar album meant to convey extremely specific emotions.
Intended listening guide pictured below -
Links in thread to stream.
Music For Failing Bodies
A short experimental ambient electronic and guitar album meant to convey extremely specific emotions.
Intended listening guide pictured below -
Links in thread to stream.
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In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
In 2003, Wikipedia held a logo design contest. Here are four of the finalists:
BBW stands for Babst Blue Wibbon
January 19, 2026 at 7:14 PM
BBW stands for Babst Blue Wibbon
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Kent, Washington
Pop: 132,319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent,_Washington
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=136342978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=128233205
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121846191
Pop: 132,319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent,_Washington
Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=136342978
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=128233205
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=121846191
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 PM
![In a 1954 letter to his proofreader for Lord of the Rings, Tolkien stated "Tom Bombadil is not an important person—to the narrative. I suppose he has some importance as a 'comment.' I mean, I do not really write like that. He represents something that I feel important, though I would not be prepared to analyze the feeling precisely." One reader of the books suggested that Tom Bombadil was a stand-in for God, prompting Tolkien to reply in another 1954 letter, "I really do think you are being too serious, besides missing the point." Anthony Breznican has theorized that while Tolkien famously disliked allegory, he saw Bombadil as being nature personified, including the character's ambivalence about interfering in the world around him.[16]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oi4kpfima6dyhtavif2dxweo/bafkreid4odoepgissleb7wrswuvbb2ajbcg7uyozp45usnfb2bepolbbou@jpeg)
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question
June 12, 2024 at 8:14 PM
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
play that fucking music white boy!!
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
play that fucking music white boy!!