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cool as a cucumber
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mcpli.bsky.social
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 2d
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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zerojanitor.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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ceej.online
you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008
bullgooseparty.bsky.social 🌨️🌨️🌨️ Adam Jay 🎄🎄🎄 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 5d
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
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December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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hannahtempler.com
I think about this a lot
A screenshot from a question website. The question says "Anonymous asked in Pets › Dogs • 13 hours ago Is magic bad for dog? I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?"
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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doctorpopcorn.bsky.social
I dont know what the fuck this cunt even is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and thats all that matters
Big Challenges of Hello Kitty fame chuffin back a fat dart
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Skinamarink celebrating Christmas by disappearing the fireplace and putting the presents on the ceiling. Fuck those kids
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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edzitron.com
Immediately and excitedly agreeing with the Green Goblin mask to the point I make it uncomfortable and it stops wanting to talk
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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bearpigman.bsky.social
I found out about this mod exactly one day too late
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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ocsttiac.bsky.social
a megaman x fans enjoying their favorite game is shown
Alt: a megaman x fans enjoying their favorite game is shown
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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krisstraub.com
tinned fish gacha mechanics
closeup of the nutrition facts on the back of a can of smoked trout. INGREDIENTS: TROUT FILLETS, CANOLA OIL, SALT. CONTAINS TROUT. MAY CONTAIN MILK, EGG, SOY, WHEAT, HERRING, TUNA, MACKEREL, SALMON, LOBSTER.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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athul.acharya.cc
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Troll the ancient Christmas carol. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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unburntwitch.com
*Opens Blender*
*Deletes default Cube*
*Adds new cube*
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 21d
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
FRIEND: Mike? Are you okay? Your face looks like you just got lip fillers and your caboose is getting juicier by the minute.
ME: (pulling chunky scarf up to hide the bite of the weremilf) Just a little cold, that's all.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
The Decemberists rule because the songs are all given old-fashioned titles like "Governess, Hie Thee Hither" except for every fifteenth track that's just called "The Pussyeater Song" where the lyrics are still all "would that she should hark to me / and hie that pussy hither".
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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prefectbeanis.bsky.social
Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people. Fuck You [Sounds Good.]
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM