Phiyical Grofiti
@yrgf.bsky.social
Spaceship Pizza Restaurant
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
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December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Spaceship Pizza Restaurant
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There's a secret to the stock market.
March 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
There's a secret to the stock market.
did we ever find out what the secret of the ooze was
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
did we ever find out what the secret of the ooze was
youtube no longer thinks i am a schizophrenic dentist, now it thinks I'm a diabetic dentist
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
youtube no longer thinks i am a schizophrenic dentist, now it thinks I'm a diabetic dentist
people love to discourse about how best to cook scrambled eggs but the fact of the matter is if you're cooking scrambled eggs you've already given up on having a "good" meal
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
people love to discourse about how best to cook scrambled eggs but the fact of the matter is if you're cooking scrambled eggs you've already given up on having a "good" meal
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hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
duke ellington had the sauce. and you know what? he was goated.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
duke ellington had the sauce. and you know what? he was goated.
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AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AR-PHARAZÔN THE GOLDEN: What you have to remember also is he appeared in fair form.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
CHOTINER: The next time the invasion of Valinor and the destruction of Númenor come up, I'll keep in mind that Sauron was handsome when it happened.
AR-PHARAZÔN: He was. Not that that excuses it.
CHOTINER: Right.
Julien's Pronunciation Guide only gets stronger every time somebody leaves a comment complaining about his intros
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Julien's Pronunciation Guide only gets stronger every time somebody leaves a comment complaining about his intros
this holiday season, RICHARD will be proudly celebrating the "WOMEN of Christmas"
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
this holiday season, RICHARD will be proudly celebrating the "WOMEN of Christmas"
sorry, i can't come in to work. yeah, i saw a video of a cat being very sweet to a dog. sorry
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
sorry, i can't come in to work. yeah, i saw a video of a cat being very sweet to a dog. sorry
john coltrane's giant steps is mistakenly listed under "compilations" rather than "albums" on tidal-- what is "mayor" Zohran Mamdani doing to resolve this situation!
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
john coltrane's giant steps is mistakenly listed under "compilations" rather than "albums" on tidal-- what is "mayor" Zohran Mamdani doing to resolve this situation!
very unserious that it's called the resolute desk, broke-ass written-by-a-hack-sci-fi-writer country
November 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
very unserious that it's called the resolute desk, broke-ass written-by-a-hack-sci-fi-writer country
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It's just generally exhausting what whiny, sensitive pussies this generation of fascists is but it feels like a new low for the New York fucking Post to demand the guy they called a terrorist all year assure them he's not mad at them
When Republicans win elections: The people have spoken, we must let them implement their agenda.
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
When Democrats win elections: This totalitarian FREAK must be prevented from implementing the policies he ran on
nypost.com/2025/11/05/o...
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's just generally exhausting what whiny, sensitive pussies this generation of fascists is but it feels like a new low for the New York fucking Post to demand the guy they called a terrorist all year assure them he's not mad at them
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New York electing its first Muslim mayor 24 years after 9/11 and rejecting the idiotic racism that would connect those events is actually a legit excuse for American triumphalism, but the people who say they love America the most hate all the best things about it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
New York electing its first Muslim mayor 24 years after 9/11 and rejecting the idiotic racism that would connect those events is actually a legit excuse for American triumphalism, but the people who say they love America the most hate all the best things about it.
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The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.
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Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Andrew Cuomo has just been detained by animal control and will be destroyed by 12:00 A.M. EST
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
election night is no time for app timers
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
election night is no time for app timers
just cast my ballot for zohran here in chandler Arizona! i love being part of the democratic process
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
just cast my ballot for zohran here in chandler Arizona! i love being part of the democratic process
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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Rip Dick Cheney. He's hunting his friends in heaven now.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Rip Dick Cheney. He's hunting his friends in heaven now.
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