Tom Allman 🏴
@yoohootom.bsky.social
US Submarine Vet
Labor Rights
All Struggle is Class Struggle
Cleveland Rocks!
Bibliophile and Woke Grognard
He/Him/Per
Labor Rights
All Struggle is Class Struggle
Cleveland Rocks!
Bibliophile and Woke Grognard
He/Him/Per
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So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
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November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So my part-time day job ie my stable income made me redundant this week (rude). If you'd like to support me as I attempt to go full time non stop comedy, you can buy me a coffee here: ko-fi.com/eleanormorton
Binging the Jurassic movies today 🦃 If this isn't allegorical for the stupid hubris of stupid tech-bro's I don't know what is...
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Binging the Jurassic movies today 🦃 If this isn't allegorical for the stupid hubris of stupid tech-bro's I don't know what is...
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
Birds halfway done, time to dust off my annual "Master Baster" joke again.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Birds halfway done, time to dust off my annual "Master Baster" joke again.
Does anyone else cry during the Dog Show? 🐕
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Does anyone else cry during the Dog Show? 🐕
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Corporate Media is going to pretend that Trump is heartbroken about the two West Virginian National Guardsmen being shot in DC, but the entire point of moving a standing army into a peaceful city was to induce violence by The People to justify more violence by Trump on The People in retaliation.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Corporate Media is going to pretend that Trump is heartbroken about the two West Virginian National Guardsmen being shot in DC, but the entire point of moving a standing army into a peaceful city was to induce violence by The People to justify more violence by Trump on The People in retaliation.
The Holiday Song by and for Anarchists! 🦃🏴✊🏻
youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Holiday Song by and for Anarchists! 🦃🏴✊🏻
youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?...
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
Ewww/Awww... Unfortunately I can say that 🦝 is not even remotely delicious.
A fan favorite Thanksgiving story from the Library: In 1926, Mississippi supporters of President Coolidge sent him a raccoon to kill & serve for Thanksgiving dinner. The Coolidges adopted her, instead.👇
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
https://blogs.loc.gov/loc/2021/01/when-rebecca-the-raccoon-ruled-the-white-house/?loclr=blsky
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ewww/Awww... Unfortunately I can say that 🦝 is not even remotely delicious.
Mail Call! Just received this cool unicorn bookplate in a used book.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Mail Call! Just received this cool unicorn bookplate in a used book.
If you want to distract me for 5 or 6 hours, tell my I can have any rare D&D magic item that I want. The Bag of Beans is slightly ahead of the Hat of Vermin 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you want to distract me for 5 or 6 hours, tell my I can have any rare D&D magic item that I want. The Bag of Beans is slightly ahead of the Hat of Vermin 😂
Jodorowsky's Dune.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Jodorowsky's Dune.
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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We’ve got to somehow get over this fear of dismissing tech bro philosophy as absolutely ignorant self-serving garbage
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We’ve got to somehow get over this fear of dismissing tech bro philosophy as absolutely ignorant self-serving garbage
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In the **very** unlikely event that any mutuals find themself in the National Archive of Ireland tomorrow I could use help with calling up a file! I hoped to get to Dublin but am unable to do so before I need said reference...
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In the **very** unlikely event that any mutuals find themself in the National Archive of Ireland tomorrow I could use help with calling up a file! I hoped to get to Dublin but am unable to do so before I need said reference...
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I guarantee that in the coming years we will be introduced to a type of guy we never before thought could possibly exist: guy who gets dumped by his computer girlfriend
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The Pentagon Pizza Index is way up for a Sunday night 🍕
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Pentagon Pizza Index is way up for a Sunday night 🍕
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
😞 I lost my walking stick on vacation but I'm on the lookout for a sword cane.
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
😞 I lost my walking stick on vacation but I'm on the lookout for a sword cane.
Oh no. He was recently in the Criterion Closet. Which prompted a "Blood for Dracula" rewatch. Weird and Fun. RIP
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Udo Kier, German Actor Who Appeared in ‘My Own Private Idaho,’ ‘Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein,’ Dies at 81
Udo Kier, a German actor who collaborated with everyone from Andy Warhol to Lars von Trier to Madonna, died on Sunday morning. He was 81.
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no. He was recently in the Criterion Closet. Which prompted a "Blood for Dracula" rewatch. Weird and Fun. RIP
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Other than the annoying AI voice over, this was retro fun. Break out those relish trays!
25 Christmas Appetizers from the 1960s and 70s That Have Disappeared!
YouTube video by Old Glory Days
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Other than the annoying AI voice over, this was retro fun. Break out those relish trays!