michael
@yomichael.bsky.social
mr good at the game, mr having two beers, mr going for a walk
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michael
@yomichael.bsky.social
· Dec 7
My hope for 2025 is all of you “didn’t have that on my bingo card! xD” types put weirder shit on your bingo cards, let’s bankrupt god
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
It’s fine that I keep getting my ass kicked in the coral tower, I actually like it in there, I would be spending this much time in there anyway
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s fine that I keep getting my ass kicked in the coral tower, I actually like it in there, I would be spending this much time in there anyway
I cannot believe am*ricans pronounce antifa like that
October 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I cannot believe am*ricans pronounce antifa like that
We gotta bring back calling people hobbledehoys
August 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
We gotta bring back calling people hobbledehoys
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At least in 40k they had the good sense to hide their dying emperor
August 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
At least in 40k they had the good sense to hide their dying emperor
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
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i'm sure that ai is going to find many useful and time solving integrations into our daily lives that improve all our lives much the same way that living in the metaverse has, now that we all live in the metaverse with our beautiful digital legs
June 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i'm sure that ai is going to find many useful and time solving integrations into our daily lives that improve all our lives much the same way that living in the metaverse has, now that we all live in the metaverse with our beautiful digital legs
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FUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad
May 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
FUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad
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It’s time for a girl pope
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s time for a girl pope
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2025: Everyone on all sides just learned the word “feckless” and won’t stop pouring it into every sentence on all topics at all times
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
March 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
2025: Everyone on all sides just learned the word “feckless” and won’t stop pouring it into every sentence on all topics at all times
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
2020: “elide”
2015: “pivot”
2012: “bandwidth” (as in how much ability you have to handle a thing)
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Respect to Robert Pattinson, a Handsome Man who seemingly wants to spend his career playing various types of weird goblin guy
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Respect to Robert Pattinson, a Handsome Man who seemingly wants to spend his career playing various types of weird goblin guy
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Apple just paused its AI LLM Siri upgrade indefinitely.
The writing is on the wall.
The writing is on the wall.
iPhone sales are down after they focus on AI instead of something people want. But Microsoft went all in on AI for Windows 11, they must be doing well—
They’re losing market share to windows 10, their own operating system that’s 9 years old.
They’re losing market share to windows 10, their own operating system that’s 9 years old.
March 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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It’s time for a girl pope
March 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s time for a girl pope
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SING SING by the team behind JOCKEY- Clint Bentley and Greg Kwedar and with amazing performances by Colman Domingo and Clarence Maclin, is a powerful film- shot in 18 days with unstoppable faith and truth- please see it, if you can
February 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
SING SING by the team behind JOCKEY- Clint Bentley and Greg Kwedar and with amazing performances by Colman Domingo and Clarence Maclin, is a powerful film- shot in 18 days with unstoppable faith and truth- please see it, if you can
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doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
Thank you Phantastic Ferniture for the music 🧡 🪩
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thank you Phantastic Ferniture for the music 🧡 🪩
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ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST:
I love Zach Cherry
I love Zach Cherry
January 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ZACH CHERRY APPRECIATION POST:
I love Zach Cherry
I love Zach Cherry
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“Remains of the Day is a tragedy because Stevens didn’t found a highly successful e-commerce website” is certainly the canonical interpretation of the work.
January 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“Remains of the Day is a tragedy because Stevens didn’t found a highly successful e-commerce website” is certainly the canonical interpretation of the work.
Finally have a button to press when I hear a wizard sneak a slur into their incantations
January 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Finally have a button to press when I hear a wizard sneak a slur into their incantations
in 2024 I set myself a goal of listening to 366 new-to-me albums & eps & I did it & it sucked! 2025 I will be enjoying music again not turning it into homework
December 31, 2024 at 10:09 PM
in 2024 I set myself a goal of listening to 366 new-to-me albums & eps & I did it & it sucked! 2025 I will be enjoying music again not turning it into homework
every year should start with a saturday, I will not be thinking this through at this time
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
every year should start with a saturday, I will not be thinking this through at this time