yakman
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in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign
NEW mayoral poll from PIX11/Emerson/The Hill, conducted Sept. 7 to Sept. 8, with 3.9% margin of error: emersoncollegepolling.com/nyc-2025-may...
Zohran Mamdani - 43%
Andrew Cuomo - 28%
Curtis Sliwa - 10%
Eric Adams - 7%
Head to head:
Mamdani - 47%
Cuomo - 40%
Zohran Mamdani - 43%
Andrew Cuomo - 28%
Curtis Sliwa - 10%
Eric Adams - 7%
Head to head:
Mamdani - 47%
Cuomo - 40%
New York City 2025 Poll: Mamdani Leads Cuomo, Sliwa, Adams in Mayoral Election, Leads Cuomo in Hypothetical Head-to-Head - Emerson Polling
A new Emerson College Polling/PIX11/The Hill survey of New York City voters finds Democratic nominee…Full Release & Results
emersoncollegepolling.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign
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Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
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![Comic. PERSON 1 [pointing to blueprint of a spacecraft holding a capsule on one end that is shaking back and forth] To produce artificial gravity during the voyage, the crew capsule is kept in constant motion. PERSON 2 with ponytail: Wouldn’t it make more sense to spin it instead of shaking it, so the acceleration is steadier? PERSON 1: ...Listen. You, I, and the crew *all* wish we’d thought of that before launch.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigkmxvx7xbeav5ralpetm3fokxccrpznkxxihsdfzduvlxfq4nawq@jpeg)
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If a straight woman in my life seemed genuinely convinced that only cis women do all these things, I would tell her to get divorced immediately
the level of cracked where you can't conceive of trans women cooking
April 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If a straight woman in my life seemed genuinely convinced that only cis women do all these things, I would tell her to get divorced immediately
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if jared verse is this good imagine how good jared chorus must be
January 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if jared verse is this good imagine how good jared chorus must be
Also those huge ass pickup trucks
There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…
January 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Also those huge ass pickup trucks
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Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
January 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.
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hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle"
NEW: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America
January 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle"
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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January 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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i’ve been watching a couple of tiny desk concerts and i didn’t enjoy them at all. they should be answering emails instead. where are their computers
December 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
i’ve been watching a couple of tiny desk concerts and i didn’t enjoy them at all. they should be answering emails instead. where are their computers
Guitar players, what was the first song you learned on guitar? Curious because after learning for a week and a half the only beginner song I have cared to learn is 505 by Arctic Monkeys and wondered if there were some great beginner songs Im missing.
December 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Guitar players, what was the first song you learned on guitar? Curious because after learning for a week and a half the only beginner song I have cared to learn is 505 by Arctic Monkeys and wondered if there were some great beginner songs Im missing.
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50% of cybersecurity is endlessly explaining that consumer VPNs don’t address any real cybersecurity issues. They are basically only useful for bypassing geofences and making money telling people they need to buy a VPN
December 19, 2024 at 8:34 PM
50% of cybersecurity is endlessly explaining that consumer VPNs don’t address any real cybersecurity issues. They are basically only useful for bypassing geofences and making money telling people they need to buy a VPN
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I could probably learn to play the guitar
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I could probably learn to play the guitar
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
(later)
Ok maybe the bass
(later)
Ok maybe the harmonica
(later)
*tambourine crashing*
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I would have housed that Costco dog, built different I guess
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I would have housed that Costco dog, built different I guess
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most places in the us have a bad/boring joke food that they like to fool everyone else into thinking they like. for example louisville has the hot brown, an extremely off-putting meal no one there ever eats but tricks visitors into trying. if your community doesn't have a shitty joke food, start one
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 PM
most places in the us have a bad/boring joke food that they like to fool everyone else into thinking they like. for example louisville has the hot brown, an extremely off-putting meal no one there ever eats but tricks visitors into trying. if your community doesn't have a shitty joke food, start one
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if you want to conceptualize a hyperplane dividing a multidimensional vector space, it helps to make use of a trick which a prominent mathematician taught to me, which is to imagine a two-dimensional plane in a three-dimensional space while muttering "hyperplane hyperplane hyperplane" to yourself
December 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM
if you want to conceptualize a hyperplane dividing a multidimensional vector space, it helps to make use of a trick which a prominent mathematician taught to me, which is to imagine a two-dimensional plane in a three-dimensional space while muttering "hyperplane hyperplane hyperplane" to yourself
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The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The 2024 U.S. economy in a nutshell
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Class War graff spotted in Sydney
December 5, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Class War graff spotted in Sydney
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo