Tommy44Vercetti
@tommy44vercetti.bsky.social
Musings from a mediocre simracer and obnoxious sports memelord
GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE... IT'S ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL METTING!
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE... IT'S ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL METTING!
translation: people hated our strategy of treating our marquee first-person shooter like a sportsball title
Call of Duty: "We will no longer do back-to-back releases of Modern Warfare or Black Ops games. The reasons are many, but the main one is to ensure we provide an absolutely unique experience each and every year."
www.callofduty.com/blog/2025/12...
www.callofduty.com/blog/2025/12...
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
translation: people hated our strategy of treating our marquee first-person shooter like a sportsball title
I wonder how did this fan react this way to a shootout loss...
*sees how the Ducks scored the game-tying goal with .1 second left in regulation*
...oh
*sees how the Ducks scored the game-tying goal with .1 second left in regulation*
...oh
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I wonder how did this fan react this way to a shootout loss...
*sees how the Ducks scored the game-tying goal with .1 second left in regulation*
...oh
*sees how the Ducks scored the game-tying goal with .1 second left in regulation*
...oh
Oh, I'm sure this will go down well in the baseball world.
The Dodgers are signing three-time All-Star Edwin Diaz to a three-year, $69M deal.
Diaz departs from the Mets after six seasons, being named to the All-MLB First Team in 2022. The pitcher joins the star-studded rotation of the reigning World Series champions.
Diaz departs from the Mets after six seasons, being named to the All-MLB First Team in 2022. The pitcher joins the star-studded rotation of the reigning World Series champions.
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh, I'm sure this will go down well in the baseball world.
Even more infuriating for Eagles fans (what else is new) is that they wasted a 7-sack performance by their defense.
Offense is either inept or ineffective, save for some splash plays.
Offense is either inept or ineffective, save for some splash plays.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Even more infuriating for Eagles fans (what else is new) is that they wasted a 7-sack performance by their defense.
Offense is either inept or ineffective, save for some splash plays.
Offense is either inept or ineffective, save for some splash plays.
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This was always a cry for help
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This was always a cry for help
If you guess a brutal interception in the red zone in overtime in a game full of turnovers, congrats, you're getting your eyes gouged out!
Another Eagles game on national TV. So how will they piss everyone watching the game off this time?
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If you guess a brutal interception in the red zone in overtime in a game full of turnovers, congrats, you're getting your eyes gouged out!
Chargers offensive line (yes, I know they're banged up to hell and back) being turnstiles yet again, I see...
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Chargers offensive line (yes, I know they're banged up to hell and back) being turnstiles yet again, I see...
The play is so hilarious that it broke the altcast.
Here's how three turnovers on one play in the Eagles-Chargers game looked on the "Monsters Funday Football" broadcast. #NFL #MNF #MonstersInc
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The play is so hilarious that it broke the altcast.
This game is peak comedy.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This game is peak comedy.
We have a late candidate for "most hilarious play of the year"
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
We have a late candidate for "most hilarious play of the year"
Another Eagles game on national TV. So how will they piss everyone watching the game off this time?
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Another Eagles game on national TV. So how will they piss everyone watching the game off this time?
That however much devil magic the Chiefs had left used against Indy could've served them well against Houston, but what do I know...
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That however much devil magic the Chiefs had left used against Indy could've served them well against Houston, but what do I know...
Yep, Chris Jones is dragging the Chiefs to a victory kicking and screaming.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yep, Chris Jones is dragging the Chiefs to a victory kicking and screaming.
*insert Butker political joke here*
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*insert Butker political joke here*
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Ewwww I'm taking my ball and going home is so lame. Tissue soft weak ass garbage. Imagine being a fan of this program and they make being butthurt YOUR problem
This is INCREDIBLY SOFT loser type behavior from such a prestigious program.
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ewwww I'm taking my ball and going home is so lame. Tissue soft weak ass garbage. Imagine being a fan of this program and they make being butthurt YOUR problem
They're huffing on that copium hard in South Bend, I see...
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
They're huffing on that copium hard in South Bend, I see...
Bungles gonna bungle.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bungles gonna bungle.
Jayden Daniel is so getting RGIII'd
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jayden Daniel is so getting RGIII'd
We actually seen this play out in the ACC title game last night (Virginia's game-tying touchdown to send it to OT)...except that was ruled a good catch and score.
No. Refs blew the call. Mooney forced out, reestablished and caught it.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We actually seen this play out in the ACC title game last night (Virginia's game-tying touchdown to send it to OT)...except that was ruled a good catch and score.
"On another infuriating episode of That's So Raven..."
Lamar wtf man
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"On another infuriating episode of That's So Raven..."
That's what they get for increasing ad spots in a channel that used to be commercial-free
Status alert: NFL RedZone is cooked.
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That's what they get for increasing ad spots in a channel that used to be commercial-free
It's really that Gordon Ramsay meme with how he talks to kids on Masterchef Junior compared to adults in Hell's Kitchen.
So, BYU was penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game (dropped one spot). Which allowed Miami to move up and get compared directly to Notre Dame.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
But Alabama was not penalized for getting blown out in its conference championship game.
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's really that Gordon Ramsay meme with how he talks to kids on Masterchef Junior compared to adults in Hell's Kitchen.
South Bend, I hope you ordered your copium well in advance.
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
South Bend, I hope you ordered your copium well in advance.