Xenguin, of the Ctarl Ctarl Empire
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Brett, He/Him
Casual Penguin Enthusiast and Part Time Mech Pilot.
Player of Calamity Havok - IGF - Lancer
Casual Penguin Enthusiast and Part Time Mech Pilot.
Player of Calamity Havok - IGF - Lancer
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"Sorry to hear this happened to you! For mutual safety, can you please provide 2 more photos from different angles, next to a hand-written note that says '[unique nonsense phrase]'? Once I have that, I can process your refund immediately. Thank you!"
Heads up for all my art friends that have an online store.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Sorry to hear this happened to you! For mutual safety, can you please provide 2 more photos from different angles, next to a hand-written note that says '[unique nonsense phrase]'? Once I have that, I can process your refund immediately. Thank you!"
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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Butch Ami and Mako, better late than never!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Butch Ami and Mako, better late than never!
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Was thinking about this cubeling I drew for Kinks & Cantrips. I looove drawing slime.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Was thinking about this cubeling I drew for Kinks & Cantrips. I looove drawing slime.
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When you’re a werewolf, every day is Werewolf Wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
When you’re a werewolf, every day is Werewolf Wednesday
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Okay you laugh now but what if a maidbot girl with really lousy depth perception did this WOULD YOU LAUGH THEN????
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
November 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Okay you laugh now but what if a maidbot girl with really lousy depth perception did this WOULD YOU LAUGH THEN????
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🚨 The season four premiere of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout!
Join @samreich.bsky.social & The Noise Boys for to act out special prompts, play minigames, and entertain a special guest! 🤫
@joshruben.bsky.social /
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Join @samreich.bsky.social & The Noise Boys for to act out special prompts, play minigames, and entertain a special guest! 🤫
@joshruben.bsky.social /
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🚨 The season four premiere of Make Some Noise is out now on Dropout!
Join @samreich.bsky.social & The Noise Boys for to act out special prompts, play minigames, and entertain a special guest! 🤫
@joshruben.bsky.social /
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Join @samreich.bsky.social & The Noise Boys for to act out special prompts, play minigames, and entertain a special guest! 🤫
@joshruben.bsky.social /
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
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Today's Classic Anime Girl is Aisha Clan-Clan, from "Outlaw Star" (1998)!
(Submitted by @brownest1.bsky.social!)
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October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today's Classic Anime Girl is Aisha Clan-Clan, from "Outlaw Star" (1998)!
(Submitted by @brownest1.bsky.social!)
(Submitted by @brownest1.bsky.social!)
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it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it always blows my mind when these people act like “the left just calls everyone nazis” these days and it’s like no. we’re calling nazis nazis! there just happens to be a lot of them in and around the government these days!
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fixers song in 1000xresist got me kinda fucked up
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
fixers song in 1000xresist got me kinda fucked up
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DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.
We need your help to make October 18 the biggest peaceful protest of the year. Please spread the word, register your local event as soon as you can, and start RSVPing for the local protests to help build momentum: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
September 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DO NOT RSVP FOR A PROTEST, ESPECIALLY NOW. SERIOUSLY.
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I really need people to understand that not every wife of a male right-wing public figure secretly hates them. I realize it's comforting to think that every woman with a shitass wingnut husband secretly hates them, but some of those ladies are 100% down for fascism too.
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I really need people to understand that not every wife of a male right-wing public figure secretly hates them. I realize it's comforting to think that every woman with a shitass wingnut husband secretly hates them, but some of those ladies are 100% down for fascism too.
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Happy birthday UNDERTALE !
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Happy birthday UNDERTALE !
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A simple country Dr who I am totally sure is fine to trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A simple country Dr who I am totally sure is fine to trust more than RFK Jr.
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
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August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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we played job job last night and the only thing the vc could focus on is how horny they were for the water cooler
September 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
we played job job last night and the only thing the vc could focus on is how horny they were for the water cooler
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