[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale
@xantronix.bsky.social
i love my wife @sendqueery.bsky.social. they/them femme, ⬡-Drone #0926 • >30, <40 • alt @xantronix.com
hrt 💉 28 feb 2005
linux 🐧 15 jan 2000
hrt 💉 28 feb 2005
linux 🐧 15 jan 2000
does disliking a thing make me a person full of contempt
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
does disliking a thing make me a person full of contempt
anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
ËIXYN
Im a gloss black bed frame with very convenient storage and d rings for "running cables" for your phone.
ËIXYN
Im a gloss black bed frame with very convenient storage and d rings for "running cables" for your phone.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Mine is RAYDÄJ, a kitschy endtable that you would love to have in your house but are uncertain where it would go
Mine is RAYDÄJ, a kitschy endtable that you would love to have in your house but are uncertain where it would go
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today
do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan
anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines
the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane
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I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur.
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
What’s lost in this conversation is that language must always escape containment, so your playful little “clanker” slur is now being directed at people with bionic limbs.
Harmless fun, right? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AjSabH/
Harmless fun, right? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AjSabH/
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur.
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
(I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs
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this post really lives in my head
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
this post really lives in my head
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I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
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if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot
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If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace
thank you @nws.noaa.gov for having a not insane government shutdown statement
October 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
thank you @nws.noaa.gov for having a not insane government shutdown statement
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Hey the situation has not changed, I'm very short on rent, any donations or boosts would really help!
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hey the situation has not changed, I'm very short on rent, any donations or boosts would really help!
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"just run your own AppView and PDS"
October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"just run your own AppView and PDS"
new hole with no numbers would be big improvement over last two holes with numbers
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
new hole with no numbers would be big improvement over last two holes with numbers
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You don't have to interview a guy just because he found a new way to jack off to his computer
October 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You don't have to interview a guy just because he found a new way to jack off to his computer
finally playing Metroid: Planet of the Moth Men and it's easily the most technically impressive GameCube game
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
finally playing Metroid: Planet of the Moth Men and it's easily the most technically impressive GameCube game
"AI doomerism"
my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism
my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"AI doomerism"
my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism
my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism
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ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over