Woozle & Taffy
@woozle-taffy.bsky.social
We are two small terriers from the Netherlands.
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who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
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Wow. Fuckin’ whoosh, JD. The armed forces are stacked with soldiers who joined because of poverty and lack of choices. I’ll bet dollars to donuts that the best meals those enlisted had were thanksgiving and Christmas, family around the table, gorging on turkey. Families save $ to have that meal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wow. Fuckin’ whoosh, JD. The armed forces are stacked with soldiers who joined because of poverty and lack of choices. I’ll bet dollars to donuts that the best meals those enlisted had were thanksgiving and Christmas, family around the table, gorging on turkey. Families save $ to have that meal.
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Hi @janefallon.bsky.social Would you please repost this found terrier? 💙
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hi @janefallon.bsky.social Would you please repost this found terrier? 💙
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#Found: #EnglishBullTerrier in #London #N1 💂🐕
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
#Found: #EnglishBullTerrier in #London #N1 💂🐕
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
#DogsOfBluesky #EBT
Please share pals; her microchip is not registered to her owners, so she needs all the help she can get to be reunited with them 😟💙
www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201000
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@andihofb.bsky.social @wulfgarthebard.bsky.social @lakierhya.bsky.social @hillhighlander.bsky.social
Tagging you pals because you're in #Scotland (to the best of my memory anyway😊)
Tagging you pals because you're in #Scotland (to the best of my memory anyway😊)
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@andihofb.bsky.social @wulfgarthebard.bsky.social @lakierhya.bsky.social @hillhighlander.bsky.social
Tagging you pals because you're in #Scotland (to the best of my memory anyway😊)
Tagging you pals because you're in #Scotland (to the best of my memory anyway😊)
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Seen in Ballard, Washington
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Seen in Ballard, Washington
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Looks like Mom has made her last donation to her alma mater for a while.
Lotta journalist alumni of Northwestern. Wonder what they think. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Looks like Mom has made her last donation to her alma mater for a while.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Out and about in town. I didn’t start it. HONESTLY.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Out and about in town. I didn’t start it. HONESTLY.
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Thanksgiving is upon us! So...how best to show your distain to your terrible relatives? How about eel pie?
In his 15th C. cookbook, Bartolomeo Platina includes a recipe for eel pie w/ instructions to feed it to your foes when it's done, because eel pie has no redeeming features.
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In his 15th C. cookbook, Bartolomeo Platina includes a recipe for eel pie w/ instructions to feed it to your foes when it's done, because eel pie has no redeeming features.
🗃️🧪
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Thanksgiving is upon us! So...how best to show your distain to your terrible relatives? How about eel pie?
In his 15th C. cookbook, Bartolomeo Platina includes a recipe for eel pie w/ instructions to feed it to your foes when it's done, because eel pie has no redeeming features.
🗃️🧪
In his 15th C. cookbook, Bartolomeo Platina includes a recipe for eel pie w/ instructions to feed it to your foes when it's done, because eel pie has no redeeming features.
🗃️🧪
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“Thus the sleepy-turkey myth was born. But even from the start, experts knew the theory had some complications. In the first place turkey doesn’t have a lot of tryptophan. In fact, almost every other kind of meat has more”
www.theatlantic.com/health/2025/...
www.theatlantic.com/health/2025/...
A Cascade of Lies About Turkey
We don’t need to do this every year.
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“Thus the sleepy-turkey myth was born. But even from the start, experts knew the theory had some complications. In the first place turkey doesn’t have a lot of tryptophan. In fact, almost every other kind of meat has more”
www.theatlantic.com/health/2025/...
www.theatlantic.com/health/2025/...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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That’s just a regular leaf blower
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
That’s just a regular leaf blower
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Kids as young as 3 and 4 years old are being hauled into immigration court in Seattle and read their rights.
They’re being told they have the right to an attorney despite having no capacity to hire one or understand what that means.
As Rep Jayapal says, that’s not due process… it’s a farce.
They’re being told they have the right to an attorney despite having no capacity to hire one or understand what that means.
As Rep Jayapal says, that’s not due process… it’s a farce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Kids as young as 3 and 4 years old are being hauled into immigration court in Seattle and read their rights.
They’re being told they have the right to an attorney despite having no capacity to hire one or understand what that means.
As Rep Jayapal says, that’s not due process… it’s a farce.
They’re being told they have the right to an attorney despite having no capacity to hire one or understand what that means.
As Rep Jayapal says, that’s not due process… it’s a farce.
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Anu would like some pizza.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Anu would like some pizza.
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🐕 Pentland Hills #Edinburgh #EH14
Please keep a look out for MARGO who ran off after a deer near Pilmuir/Newmills estate at 9am 23 November 2025. She ran in the direction of Ravelrig Road.
She is an Airedale & has a purple collar on.
Any sightings please contact asap🙏 www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201027
Please keep a look out for MARGO who ran off after a deer near Pilmuir/Newmills estate at 9am 23 November 2025. She ran in the direction of Ravelrig Road.
She is an Airedale & has a purple collar on.
Any sightings please contact asap🙏 www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201027
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🐕 Pentland Hills #Edinburgh #EH14
Please keep a look out for MARGO who ran off after a deer near Pilmuir/Newmills estate at 9am 23 November 2025. She ran in the direction of Ravelrig Road.
She is an Airedale & has a purple collar on.
Any sightings please contact asap🙏 www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201027
Please keep a look out for MARGO who ran off after a deer near Pilmuir/Newmills estate at 9am 23 November 2025. She ran in the direction of Ravelrig Road.
She is an Airedale & has a purple collar on.
Any sightings please contact asap🙏 www.doglost.co.uk/dog/201027
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There are many more clues about shoes from ancient Mesopotamia — burials, lists of goods, letters, literature.
But I hope this is enough to show that ancient Mesopotamia, for many reasons, does not belong in a sentence about Sean Duffy’s weird shoes 🙏🏽
But I hope this is enough to show that ancient Mesopotamia, for many reasons, does not belong in a sentence about Sean Duffy’s weird shoes 🙏🏽
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
There are many more clues about shoes from ancient Mesopotamia — burials, lists of goods, letters, literature.
But I hope this is enough to show that ancient Mesopotamia, for many reasons, does not belong in a sentence about Sean Duffy’s weird shoes 🙏🏽
But I hope this is enough to show that ancient Mesopotamia, for many reasons, does not belong in a sentence about Sean Duffy’s weird shoes 🙏🏽
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
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"He puts his trousers on one leg at a time, just like everyone else." The teacher who said that inspired me to put them both legs at once. I tried the next morning at the top of the stairs. I broke my left leg and wasted my dad's morning. Turns out, one leg at a time is fine.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"He puts his trousers on one leg at a time, just like everyone else." The teacher who said that inspired me to put them both legs at once. I tried the next morning at the top of the stairs. I broke my left leg and wasted my dad's morning. Turns out, one leg at a time is fine.
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You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as these two cats wearing sunglasses in the window of an optician's Boulevard St Germain in 1925