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wontonsoupski.bsky.social
@wontonsoupski.bsky.social
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Has any start athlete become more unlikable than TB? (Not counting OJ who is in a league of his own)
August 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA
June 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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What a badass.
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen
May 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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I hate you so much.
May 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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“I’m sorry I Nazied while I was driving drunk”
a guy was getting heckled bc he was driving his company cybertruck so he did a tesla salute (sieg heil) at them and said a bunch of gay slurs. anyway his apology is awesome
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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A colleague emailed me today to flag the fact that the superb Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson ended a quotidian insurance opinion with an unusually introspective conclusion.
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Do you know the difference between “$2 trillion” and “$150 billion”? About $2 trillion.
April 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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duck sorter
procedural animations
April 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Holy fuck the cover of upcoming edition of The New Yorker
March 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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March 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Right now. Chicago.
March 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Absolutely incredible transition from combinatorics to the material culture of Buddhism to an adapted Maslow’s hierarchy.
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator.

faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
Fax Senators
FaxZero lets you send free faxes to your senators with no subscription or sign-up.
faxzero.com
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters

Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...
Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
YouTube video by Veritasium
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Got a new watch band made out of an old Rawlings glove
February 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed. The incident, caught on camera, quickly went viral.
A humpback whale briefly swallows kayaker in Chilean Patagonia — and it's all captured on camera
A humpback whale briefly swallowed a kayaker off Chilean Patagonia before quickly releasing him unharmed.
apnews.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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What if I told you they combined Crocs with Birkenstocks

and Hulk Hands
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM