Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan
he/him
wlohaty.com
he/him
wlohaty.com
Pinned
Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
· Nov 6
hi 👋
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
I didn't think newly promoted teams were allowed to do what Sunderland is doing
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I didn't think newly promoted teams were allowed to do what Sunderland is doing
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
We are reaching unheard of levels of pathetic divorced man energy
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are reaching unheard of levels of pathetic divorced man energy
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Wrong answers only, please.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wrong answers only, please.
playing really badly at the Emirates and getting a draw is fine, I guess
hurts a little to see the goal that actually stood be an offside one lol
hurts a little to see the goal that actually stood be an offside one lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
playing really badly at the Emirates and getting a draw is fine, I guess
hurts a little to see the goal that actually stood be an offside one lol
hurts a little to see the goal that actually stood be an offside one lol
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Hahahhahaha
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hahahhahaha
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Banh Mi?
More like, you'll have to banh mi from eating these delicious sandwiches...
More like, you'll have to banh mi from eating these delicious sandwiches...
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Banh Mi?
More like, you'll have to banh mi from eating these delicious sandwiches...
More like, you'll have to banh mi from eating these delicious sandwiches...
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
nyti.ms/47O4mT0
nyti.ms/47O4mT0
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
nyti.ms/47O4mT0
nyti.ms/47O4mT0
"woke up before sunrise"
during summer: inspirational, wow so productive, I bet he runs, so much discipline, early bird gets the worm, on that grind,
during winter: depressing, definitely late for work, reminds you it's gloomy and cold out, reminds you of life's futility, equivalent to february
during summer: inspirational, wow so productive, I bet he runs, so much discipline, early bird gets the worm, on that grind,
during winter: depressing, definitely late for work, reminds you it's gloomy and cold out, reminds you of life's futility, equivalent to february
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"woke up before sunrise"
during summer: inspirational, wow so productive, I bet he runs, so much discipline, early bird gets the worm, on that grind,
during winter: depressing, definitely late for work, reminds you it's gloomy and cold out, reminds you of life's futility, equivalent to february
during summer: inspirational, wow so productive, I bet he runs, so much discipline, early bird gets the worm, on that grind,
during winter: depressing, definitely late for work, reminds you it's gloomy and cold out, reminds you of life's futility, equivalent to february
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Kodansha, Kadokawa, Square Enix, Shogakukan, Akita Shoten, The Association of Japanese Animations and thirteen other co-signers released a joint statement denouncing Open AI’s Sora 2 for infringing on their copyright without permission/proper compensation
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Kodansha, Kadokawa, Square Enix, Shogakukan, Akita Shoten, The Association of Japanese Animations and thirteen other co-signers released a joint statement denouncing Open AI’s Sora 2 for infringing on their copyright without permission/proper compensation
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
happy halloween 👻👻👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
happy halloween 👻👻👻
the Celtics tried to tank the win, but unfortunately they were met with Joel Embiid's Power to Lose
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the Celtics tried to tank the win, but unfortunately they were met with Joel Embiid's Power to Lose
happy halloween
Kerivoula picta, the painted bat, looks like a figment of Halloween's imagination, but is real. Very sadly they're endangered, but the fact they exist is a pretty magical thing to think about today: www.batcon.org/bat/kerivoul...
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
happy halloween
'A House of Dynamite'
cons: it's very disappointing
pros: Angel Reese cameo
cons: it's very disappointing
pros: Angel Reese cameo
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
'A House of Dynamite'
cons: it's very disappointing
pros: Angel Reese cameo
cons: it's very disappointing
pros: Angel Reese cameo
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
The WNBA and the WNBPA reached a resolution on Thursday for a 30-day extension on their CBA deal, league sources told @theathletic.com.
The extension will run through 11/30.
The extension will run through 11/30.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The WNBA and the WNBPA reached a resolution on Thursday for a 30-day extension on their CBA deal, league sources told @theathletic.com.
The extension will run through 11/30.
The extension will run through 11/30.
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
conspiracy to make a cop go slow
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
conspiracy to make a cop go slow
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
gotta get him on this app, man
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
gotta get him on this app, man
Reposted by Chris Wozniak
let's go Soniattle Storm
NY Liberty assistant Sonia Raman has agreed to a multiyear deal to become the new head coach of the Seattle Storm, sources tell ESPN. Raman makes WNBA history as the first person of Indian-origin to be head coach – after being the first Indian-American woman to be NBA assistant.
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
let's go Soniattle Storm