Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
graphic designer | ☘️ Spork aficionado and Comic Sans enthusiast | Poland's loudest WNBA fan
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Chris Wozniak
@wlohaty.com
· Nov 6
hi 👋
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
I'm Chris, I design .jpgs with sports people
I like long walks on the beach, Sue Bird, sporks, staying up insanely late to watch Al Horford's beautiful eyes sparkle as they reflect the soft glow bouncing off the parquet floor, N'Golo Kante's mini cooper, and milk chocolate
let's be pals 🤠
A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is so fun
Dunk & Egg are my friends, they're my pals
Dunk & Egg are my friends, they're my pals
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is so fun
Dunk & Egg are my friends, they're my pals
Dunk & Egg are my friends, they're my pals
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
BG3 is my favorite game I've played in years and I'm an absolute D&D fiend, so let me just say
oh god this sounds like a terrible idea
oh god this sounds like a terrible idea
Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO!
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
February 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
BG3 is my favorite game I've played in years and I'm an absolute D&D fiend, so let me just say
oh god this sounds like a terrible idea
oh god this sounds like a terrible idea
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[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
February 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
[Snowboarding TV commentary]
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
EX-SNOWBOARDER COLOR COMMENTATOR WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE BATHES IN BONG WATER: Awwwww NO WAY, backside chicken salad off the knucklehuck IN GOOFY, that is groooady from my brochacho
STAID, RESPECTABLE PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY WHO USUALLY COVERS GOLF: Indeed, what a move!
While many of you are likely yelling "GO CAVALIERS!" or "GO HORNETS!" I'm yelling "GO MIKE ZARREN and the rules of salary cap!"
There you go. Now it all makes sense. Celtics get all the way out of the tax. Will probably be out next year, too.
Whether this was a directive from the start or just a non-essential goal, their process for getting there was impressive, even if no fan should ever root for ducking the tax.
Whether this was a directive from the start or just a non-essential goal, their process for getting there was impressive, even if no fan should ever root for ducking the tax.
February 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO CAVALIERS!" or "GO HORNETS!" I'm yelling "GO MIKE ZARREN and the rules of salary cap!"
mój mistrz by tak nigdy
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
mój mistrz by tak nigdy
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Thank you, Xavier Tillman. Always an NBA Champion.
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Thank you, Xavier Tillman. Always an NBA Champion.
welcome to the 2026 nba trade deadline, where everything's made up and the second round picks don't matter
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
welcome to the 2026 nba trade deadline, where everything's made up and the second round picks don't matter
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
Also saw the greatest plate I’ve ever seen in a thrift store, I think this should be our new national motto
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
pizza I love you, but you're bringing me down
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Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Happy worst month of the year to all those who observe
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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genuinely the lowest common denominator of this administration, it would seem
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
genuinely the lowest common denominator of this administration, it would seem
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The fact that we live inside a global blackmail conspiracy is kind of underreported.
Just Epstein emailing an FSB agent to get help for Leon Black
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The fact that we live inside a global blackmail conspiracy is kind of underreported.
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So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
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ouch, my screen is blurry
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
ouch, my screen is blurry
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Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”
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GOALKEEPER ANATOLIY TRUBIN SCORES A 98TH MINUTE GOAL AGAINST REAL MADRID TO SAVE BENFICA'S #UCL SEASON WITH THE FINAL TOUCH OF THE MATCH! 😱
IMAGINE NOT LOVING FOOTBALL 🤯
IMAGINE NOT LOVING FOOTBALL 🤯
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
GOALKEEPER ANATOLIY TRUBIN SCORES A 98TH MINUTE GOAL AGAINST REAL MADRID TO SAVE BENFICA'S #UCL SEASON WITH THE FINAL TOUCH OF THE MATCH! 😱
IMAGINE NOT LOVING FOOTBALL 🤯
IMAGINE NOT LOVING FOOTBALL 🤯
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Now more than ever before
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Now more than ever before
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OpenAI’s president is a Trump mega-donor
OpenAI’s president is a Trump mega-donor
Greg Brockman said he started “getting involved politically” in 2025.
buff.ly
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
OpenAI’s president is a Trump mega-donor
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Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social