Keith
@withaninotay.bsky.social
The line of progress is never straight
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
December 17, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
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Yo Momma So Brexit That She Orders Omelette And Chips From The Chinese It's 8:00PM
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yo Momma So Brexit That She Orders Omelette And Chips From The Chinese It's 8:00PM
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Hoping for aliens/pirate treasure/ancient magical balls
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hoping for aliens/pirate treasure/ancient magical balls
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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Um. I’m all right, mate, thanks.
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Um. I’m all right, mate, thanks.
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
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and I feel fine
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
and I feel fine
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I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
October 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod
Claire's Accessories closing down, but you will NOT predict the reason given.
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social They've not taken your altered lyrics well, Glenn #budpod
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.
August 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 48% full.
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August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Don't call them trouser snakes, try:
July 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Don't call them trouser snakes, try:
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It comes to something when you can’t park a double decker bus on your drive to kit it out as a café without the neighbours sticking their noses in.
Woman given 'ASBO' after row over 'bus' parked on her drive
Wendy says neighbours started complaining within 15 minutes of her getting home
www.getsurrey.co.uk
June 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It comes to something when you can’t park a double decker bus on your drive to kit it out as a café without the neighbours sticking their noses in.
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