Evan
@witchjail.bsky.social
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🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
sunday night is the perfect time to smoke a joint and watch all 6 hours of the defunctland disney animatronics videos
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
sunday night is the perfect time to smoke a joint and watch all 6 hours of the defunctland disney animatronics videos
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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I think this is mostly the correct take. He also enjoys celebrities who will speak to him.
I think the thing that Mamdani has here that other Dems don't is that he owes no loyalty to the old guard. A lot of Trump's mortal enemies actively tried to stop Mamdani. With a big smile, he beat the Dems that Trump hates and made them sad on TV. That's all Trump cares about.
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think this is mostly the correct take. He also enjoys celebrities who will speak to him.
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
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Look I don’t relish reposting Fox News but this is objectively hilarious
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Look I don’t relish reposting Fox News but this is objectively hilarious
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
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as always, evergreen tweet
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
as always, evergreen tweet
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This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope
I love my hometown of
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope
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Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
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Smut artists and sex workers are crushed underfoot while AI gets a green light to steal your yearbook photo to make hard-core porn with the caption "AI GIRLS NEVER SAY NO"
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Smut artists and sex workers are crushed underfoot while AI gets a green light to steal your yearbook photo to make hard-core porn with the caption "AI GIRLS NEVER SAY NO"
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I've had this day for sure
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I've had this day for sure
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This is the best acting lesson ever filmed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is the best acting lesson ever filmed.
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you gotta hand it to him - another remarkable bit of statesmanship from our Nazi pedophile billionaire president
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you gotta hand it to him - another remarkable bit of statesmanship from our Nazi pedophile billionaire president
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Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
“.. Tesla’s current Robotaxi crash rate .. is about 2x higher than Waymo’s, despite in-car supervisors that prevent an unknown number of crashes.”
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
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I feel like Jeffrey Epstein maybe did not have a rigorous reading of “Lolita.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I feel like Jeffrey Epstein maybe did not have a rigorous reading of “Lolita.”
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And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
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everything should be like this
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
everything should be like this
brennan lee mulligan on last meals eating what his family calls “hot dog soup” aka beanie weenies made me want some so bad. what a classic white trash childhood food 🤤
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
brennan lee mulligan on last meals eating what his family calls “hot dog soup” aka beanie weenies made me want some so bad. what a classic white trash childhood food 🤤
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you heard em 🫡
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
you heard em 🫡
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM