Evan
@witchjail.bsky.social
🍊30s
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
my assistant who hates when i work
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my assistant who hates when i work
my sister sent me this and i want to print it out and hang it above my desk
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
my sister sent me this and i want to print it out and hang it above my desk
i think about this quote all the time!! John!!
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i think about this quote all the time!! John!!
the kitties are loving the new balcony
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the kitties are loving the new balcony
i moved apartments today!! we are all very tired
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i moved apartments today!! we are all very tired
kylie sonique love pleeeassseee call me #DragRaceVegas
September 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
kylie sonique love pleeeassseee call me #DragRaceVegas
the gambling is not going well (pray for my football bets) but i find vegas as fun as ever. you can visit the sweet cat honey at glam factory vintage store in the arts district
September 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the gambling is not going well (pray for my football bets) but i find vegas as fun as ever. you can visit the sweet cat honey at glam factory vintage store in the arts district
okay so what if i said i loved AMADEUS?? what if i said f. murray abraham and tom hulce are fantastic in it??? i think some people think AMADEUS is “cringe” and “historically inaccurate” but i won’t be silenced about how good the 1985 best picture winner is 😤
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
okay so what if i said i loved AMADEUS?? what if i said f. murray abraham and tom hulce are fantastic in it??? i think some people think AMADEUS is “cringe” and “historically inaccurate” but i won’t be silenced about how good the 1985 best picture winner is 😤
julianne moore said the voice she uses for her character in this film has her putting no pressure on her larynx, because carol is a woman who can’t exert any influence on her world. SAFE still feels urgent and frightening in 2025.
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
julianne moore said the voice she uses for her character in this film has her putting no pressure on her larynx, because carol is a woman who can’t exert any influence on her world. SAFE still feels urgent and frightening in 2025.
AMANDA is about a weird unlikable girl who can’t connect with anyone except another weird unlikable girl. benedetta porcaroli is magnetic in the title role. it’s worth noting this film is by first time female director carolina cavalli, and i hope she keeps making movies like this one
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
AMANDA is about a weird unlikable girl who can’t connect with anyone except another weird unlikable girl. benedetta porcaroli is magnetic in the title role. it’s worth noting this film is by first time female director carolina cavalli, and i hope she keeps making movies like this one
as a flop house listener i’ve heard a lot of talk about THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE over the last decade and it lives up the hype. an absolutely taut thriller that’s unexpectedly funny. gotta include the theatrical poster because it’s too good
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
as a flop house listener i’ve heard a lot of talk about THE TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE over the last decade and it lives up the hype. an absolutely taut thriller that’s unexpectedly funny. gotta include the theatrical poster because it’s too good
THE EMPEROR’S NAKED ARMY MARCHES ON is a DOCUMENTARY FILM, baby. it’s streaming on criterion so i’m including their excellent description. highly recommended for anyone interested in this type of confrontational, fraught documentary filmmaking.
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
THE EMPEROR’S NAKED ARMY MARCHES ON is a DOCUMENTARY FILM, baby. it’s streaming on criterion so i’m including their excellent description. highly recommended for anyone interested in this type of confrontational, fraught documentary filmmaking.
I SAW THE TV GLOW is getting its laurels, but i will still chime in to say how weird and unsettling and perfect it is
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I SAW THE TV GLOW is getting its laurels, but i will still chime in to say how weird and unsettling and perfect it is
THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC was a singular experience, since i got to see it in a silent movie house with the original score played live on the organ, but i think in any setting it would be an arresting film.
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC was a singular experience, since i got to see it in a silent movie house with the original score played live on the organ, but i think in any setting it would be an arresting film.
this is so late lmao but i’ve had a busy summer. the top ten new-to-me movies i watched in the first half of the year, in no particular order:
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this is so late lmao but i’ve had a busy summer. the top ten new-to-me movies i watched in the first half of the year, in no particular order:
big handsome man in my lap
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
big handsome man in my lap
she is learning her scales and her arpeggios
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
she is learning her scales and her arpeggios
baby cat update. she has unlocked a new skill: kill fish
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
baby cat update. she has unlocked a new skill: kill fish
saw this woman on instagram and i know i knew her name at some point but i watch so much trixie and katya that i only remember her as the messy lezzy from the tomato show
August 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
saw this woman on instagram and i know i knew her name at some point but i watch so much trixie and katya that i only remember her as the messy lezzy from the tomato show
i’m feeding this baby cat warm milk from a bottle every four hours so i’m ready for motherhood basically
August 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i’m feeding this baby cat warm milk from a bottle every four hours so i’m ready for motherhood basically