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winged-mammal
@winged-mammal.bsky.social
Femslash writer, nerdsbian, queer as fuck, fandom old. She/her. Currently obsessing over The Expanse and always obsessing over old women.
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I wrote an extremely smutty fic where everyone's favorite queen gilf of earth Chrisjen Avasarala gets gangbanged by multiple Bobbies Draper, and the first chapter is up now. New chapters every other day for the next two weeks! 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/713536...
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Amazing 3-D effect in this JWST image of the tip of HH 49/50. The dusty tip of this nearby "cosmic tornado" is so thin that it allows a more distant spiral galaxy to shine through (science.nasa.gov/asset/webb/h...) More info in this Sci-Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/cosm...
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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the starving saints 🐝🥩
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the internet is an ouroboros part 2732951848: @johnrogers.bsky.social reposting this post onto my timeline, which is a screenshot of a tumblr post where the version that usually goes around is the one where I added a screenshot of his bsky post lololololololol
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Congratulations in advance to Brad Lander on being elected to Congress
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10

*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
everything is garbage but I have one of these stuck at my local usps dc awaiting release from holiday season package purgatory, and I eagerly await the day it can join its compatriots

which is to say, y'all want in on this. there's less scary models that you can customize if you're into that!
Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!

Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!

Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!

Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I know we don’t order from Amazon because it’s evil but if you happen to order something please make sure you type in Thank My Driver in the search bar and then click the thank my driver thing that shows up below, the last person that delivered your package will get an extra $5
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Rejoice, northern hemisphere! From here on out, our sunsets will be getting later in the day! 🎉🎉🎉
(Sure, the sunrises still have a couple weeks where they'll keep getting later but who gives a fuck about morning daylight 👎)
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.

A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.

If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Since it is the season of giving, we wanted to start a Wandering Bard Giveaway!

Win a custom Xsmall, Small, Medium or Large custom pour!

Must Retweet, Like, and Follow(or be following us) to enter!

Winner(s) will be drawn on Dec 12th at 2 PM ET!
Must be 18+ to enter, rules next!
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I used to work in paint color matching, and although the variability in phone screen displays mean I can't be sure, I'm guessing there's probably like one drop of brown and two drops of black per five gallon bucket in this. Which is even more absurdly on the nose 💀
is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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subscribe to the handbasket, a one-person operation that produced both of these stories in one day.

www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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One of my Internet lukewarm hot takes is that having a strong negative reaction to Pluto's classification is incompatible with with being pro science and all the left/right/crunchy that goes with that
the closest analogy to this for most Americans I think is 'how did you feel when it was decided Pluto wasn't a planet any more'
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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his grandson was apparently in the audience and I will now crumble into dust
Jack White brings out Eminem
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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grease floats.

when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.

the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.

listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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THREE DAYS LEFT TO ORDER YOUR COPY OF VILLAINESS - an artbook collaboration with @damesprod.bsky.social , filled with hot evil ladies.

These sneak peeks come from: @poliaths.bsky.social @owlyjules.bsky.social @eriopsis.bsky.social @pianta.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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WE ARE FULLY FUNDED!!! Villainess is a queer indie art book about hot evil women doing evil things, and PRE-ORDERS CLOSE SOON! Here's a preview of my piece, and the link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/nov...
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
love to be a porn writing dyke immune from the main character gossip of the day that's got normies doing this
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM