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winged-mammal
@winged-mammal.bsky.social
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Femslash writer, nerdsbian, queer as fuck, fandom old. She/her. Currently obsessing over The Expanse and always obsessing over old women.
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winged-mammal.bsky.social
the internet is an ouroboros part 2732951848: @johnrogers.bsky.social reposting this post onto my timeline, which is a screenshot of a tumblr post where the version that usually goes around is the one where I added a screenshot of his bsky post lololololololol
"The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place." "I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind." John Rogers post: "Yet again - a billion dollars is the socioeconomic equivalent of a loose nuke. We should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency we do to prevent the acquisition of the latter."
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
love to be a porn writing dyke immune from the main character gossip of the day that's got normies doing this
A Google search interest over time graph, showing a sudden spike in searches about felching
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
can't forget this one
Camina Drummer's quote "live shamed and die empty" in the font and style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
had to #TheExpanse
Chrisjen Avasarala's quote "everyone gets a pony and a blowjob" in the font and style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign's signs
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
The one concession to the concerned-about-block-lists crowd that I'll allow is that bsky should at least tell me which blocklist did this or whether it was someone I manually blocked 🤣
A post replying to another post by a user that has been blocked, with a thing that simply says "post blocked" with no additional information
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
well my interest in playing Ghost of Yotei just skyrocketed
Now the very same right-wing voices who held Ghost of Tsushima up as one of the best games ever made when it helped their argument seem to think Ghost of Yotei is a terrible video game with no redeeming qualities. YouTube creators decried how “WOKE politics” ruined the game, while others took to X to decry its “progressive agenda.” “We ignored the woke hirings and other rumors,” Mark Kern, a former video game executive and prominent Gamergate activist who goes by Grummz online, wrote on X. “We ignored the protagonist change to a woman for no good reason. We ignored that they made her ugly. … But then it turns out, it was a woke infested, assassination loving, Antifa supporting, lesbian ending woke piece of slop after all.”
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
This silly edit by @reginasbread.bsky.social about my gangbang fic was deemed too pornographic for tumblr. I wonder if the auto labeler here is as pathetically incompetent. Let's find out!
Five Bobbies Draper in white underclothes surround an exasperated Chrisjen Avasarala. It's an obvious silly photo edit of a gangbang meme, not actual porn.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I wrote an extremely smutty fic where everyone's favorite queen gilf of earth Chrisjen Avasarala gets gangbanged by multiple Bobbies Draper, and the first chapter is up now. New chapters every other day for the next two weeks! 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/713536...
"The More, The Merrier" by me. Summary: Multiple Bobbies from several different universes get dropped into this one. Why? How? Doesn't matter. What matters is they've been given the opportunity to make Chrisjen's greatest fantasy come true, and oh boy are they gonna make the most of it. Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: The Expanse (TV) Relationships: Chrisjen Avasarala/Bobbie Draper, Chrisjen Avasarala/Bobbie Draper/Bobbie Draper/Bobbie Draper/Bobbie Draper/Bobbie Draper/Bobbie Draper Characters: Chrisjen Avasarala, Bobbie Draper Additional Tags: Gangbang, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Double Penetration, Sex Swing, Ejaculating Dildos, Come Eating, Come Kink, Deepthroating, Bukkake, Ass to Mouth, Rimming, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Strap-Ons, strap-on blowjobs, Triple Penetration, D/s, Creampies, Facials, Sex Tapes, Humiliation Kink, Degradation Kink, PWP, the irredeemable 'fuck that old woman' pornpocalypse of your dreams
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I've unlocked the key to world peace. It's banning sink designs like this.
A hotel sink with a giant basin and the faucet placed such that there's maybe an inch between the water flow and the edge of the basin. Bullshit.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
Feel like there's a @404media.co story in how this came to be the top Google result for "Trump health." (google web search at least, via the udm=14 thing.)
Google search for "Trump health" where the top result is an NIH.gov page titled "no, you don't need to see president trump's medical records." Summary says "throughout history, US presidents have fished the truth about their health. But all the data voters need about trump is already out for everyone to see."
August 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
A cat being grasped by its belly, lying on the floor next to evidence of its crimes. Imagine the human behind the hand shouting YOU!!
May 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I hope the copious amounts of smutty gay fanfiction that I've written for both of these fandoms infected their stupid language models so bad that this fucker reads a bit of his lazy uncreative stolen bullshit and suddenly the next paragraph is depraved milf fucking
Got board so had #CharGPT use deep learning to write a very long #Startrek Voyager meets the crew of the Rosi from #theExpanse. It was good; scary good but still could not fully capture some of the deeper character voices. I may refine it both in prompt and rewriting some sections then post it.
April 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I haven't forgotten @johnrogers.bsky.social asking @jerilryan.bsky.social about availability after Picard and I am LOOKING AT THIS 👀👀👀👀
But this season of the show makes the case that there is a lot left in the tank concerning those characters from the first series, be it in a Christmas Carol con or an entertaining follow-up to the 2011 episode “The Girls’ Night Out Job.”
April 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
may I offer you some beans in these trying times?
Closeup of the underside of a cat's paws. The beans are both pink and black, with the big paw pad of one paw being black while the other is mostly pink.
April 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
Not sure if I'm more annoyed at the implication that slash is inherently age inappropriate for a show that opened with a zero g sex scene, or the only begrudging allowing of fanfiction at all.
Fan content. Post your expanse-related content here. Fan fiction is allowed as long as it is age appropriate to the rest of the existing series. No slash, no smut. Also, please tag your content with applicable warnings.
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
Oh actually I just realized I never posted this here. New fic! TV-canon Bobbie and Chrisjen during slightly altered events in post-series book-canon, aka the old age fic.
"On the Far Side of Things" by winged_mammal (me). Summary: Bobbie Draper dies a hero. It just takes a while to catch up to her. Or: in which I take canon from the last 3 books and twist it to fit my self-indulgent gay desires. Fandom: The Expanse (TV) Relationship: Chrisjen Avasarala/Bobbie Draper Characters: Chrisjen Avasarala, Bobbie Draper Additional Tags: Domesticity, A little crack, a little bittersweetness, A little smut as a treat, Growing Old Together, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, by which I mean the books not the show Word count: 19,235 Chapters: 3/3
March 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
Everyone at a party staring at you because you just said the stupidest thing imaginable
March 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
Does anybody else have a bug where, on your following feed or on the OP's profile, some posts get cut off without any indication they have been? It's particularly egregious with this one, totally ruins the post. It shows up fine on the individual post view.
Screenshot of the quoted post, with the line from Magneto completely missing.
March 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
And with that, I'm officially done with Duolingo. Canceled my sub a few months ago because the AI slop got to be too ridiculous, but it didn't actually expire until a couple weeks ago. Now that I'm at a nice round number to end on and have a replacement plan, I can say bye bye.
Screenshot showing that I have a 2600 day streak on Duolingo.
February 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
No you're right, I'll add this one and say twelve "ma'am please"s
Shohreh Aghdashloo photographed in black and white, reclining against a windowsill, looking down. She's wearing black pinstriped pants but the real gay kicker is the black corset she's wearing. Maybe it's a bodice, idk the difference, but the point is her shoulders and decolletage are exposed and her tits are cupped in it quite nicely. She's also wearing several large necklaces and lace gloves that go up past her elbows, but you can't see them very well in this photo.
February 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
that high pitched whine you heard just now was me having a full on milf meltdown at work and struggling to control myself

shohreh pls
Shohreh Aghdashloo photographed in black and white. She's sitting on a bed, wrapped in a white bathrobe with white bedding. The bathrobe has fallen off her shoulder, exposing said shoulder, her clavicle, and some decolletage with a heavy necklace hanging such that it draws the eye. Her hair is chin length and loose, and we see her face in profile, her lips slightly parted. One of her knees is exposed as well. Overall, I'm very gay about it. Shohreh Aghdashloo photographed in sepia, in the same setup as the previous photo. She's sitting on a bed, wrapped in a white bathrobe with white bedding, and a tea tray askew on the bed with her. This time we see her from the front. The bathrobe has fallen off both of her shoulders, a pretty good distance. She's holding up a copy of the New York Times, and it seems as though it's the only thing hiding her cleavage. Her hair is chin length and loose. The way she is sitting, along with the way the robe is hanging, emphasizes the curves of her shoulders and clavicles.
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
The thing on the left? It came with the comics Kickstarter, it's the Galilean slingshot course
A star map in the style of the Expanse ship systems, showing a slingshot course around Jupiter's moons.
January 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I'd say it's holding up nicely 😆
A wall absolutely covered in Expanse-related stuff, most of it gay. From left to right there's: a Belter navigation poster; 9 comic covers arranged in a grid, most of which are Chrisjen Avasarala or Bobbie Draper; a framed costume of Avasarala's in purple and blue; a framed costume of Bobbie's; three gay fanarts, two of which feature Bobbie and Chrisjen kissing; a corner shelf with a collector's edition of Caliban's war, a framed signed print, and a model Razorback; and a large Ceres station banner.
January 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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My digital copy of The Expanse post-S4 comic collection had nice HQ versions of these variant covers that I don't think I've seen on the gay internet before. I'd like to thank Tigh Walker, and Valerio Schiti + Vega Guerrieri in particular for my life 🙌
Issue one variant cover by Tigh Walker. It depicts Bobbie Draper in a crowd of people with a hand terminal and a gun in her hands. The scene is colored in shades of purples and blues. Chrisjen Avasarala is on a large display in the background. Issue two variant cover by Tigh Walker. Chrisjen Avasarala is sitting at a table, with a man standing over her trying to intimidate her. She's not having it. the man is pointing to a display that has Bobbie Draper on it. The scene is colored in purples, blues, and reds. Issue four variant cover by Tigh Walker. Chrisjen Avasarala is in her skin-tight white flight suit, standing contrapposto with a short haircut. She's holding a hand terminal with Bobbie Draper displayed on it. It's a really good look for her, I'm gay about it. Variant cover bby Valerio Schiti with colors by Vega Guerrieri. Chrisjen Avasarala is sitting in a throne with Earth and the UN logo behind her. She's wearing a long red sari that flows onto the floor and off-page, and what appear to be thigh-high red boots. She's sitting with her legs crossed, one arm draped over one side of the throne, and the other propped up with her chin on her palm. She's judging you. You like it.
January 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
winged-mammal.bsky.social
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER BUT I WOULD DIE FOR HER
Promo image of Shohreh Aghdashloo as Elaida in season 3 of The Wheel of Time, in an elaborate red outfit, looking severe. She's next to someone in white that I don't know because I only go here for my milf.
January 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM