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Nomad
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Proud member of both the “Can’t Sleep Through The Night” ™ AND “The Overthinkers” ™ club
Alien
Honestly the worst person ever

Always under the same stars ✨
Sigh
February 18, 2026 at 11:52 AM
A hot shower and crawling between clean sheets is literally life changing.
February 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Thank you little rice maker for coming in clutch
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
My face always looks so dumb in gym selfies 😂😂
February 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’ve made butter chickpeas tonight but I’m waiting on my rice and it’s destroying my will to live. It can’t possibly take that much longer
February 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Oh we fucking the weights up tonight.
February 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Shout out to the guy in the laundry room that accidentally put money on the pet washing machine and I am now washing the dog’s blankets for free.
Fire Horse manifestations coming in hot day one
February 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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If you ever think I’m flirting with you in earnest—no, I’m not
February 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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FANCY PANTS ARE BACK

The Norwegians have brought back the fancy pants to the Olympics.

Made famous by famous skip Thomas Ulsrud and his Oslo team at the Vancouver Olympics. Sadly, Thomas died in 2022. But wonderful to see his legacy living on at the Games.
February 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I need to get back in the ice because I miss open ice dropping guys twice my size. I need violence
February 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Too early for bed or nah?
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Is life like a choose your own adventure book? Somewhat fated? Make your choice and flip to page 73.
February 16, 2026 at 2:47 PM
God, I wish I wasn’t 100yrs old
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Core and 45min of cardio done. Am I going to turn back into a gym rat?

Look at this cute little baby. I’m going to take a big plastic cup to capture it and let it go outside if it’s still in the gym tomorrow
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sometimes the only way to quiet your mind is to crash out and then take a nap
February 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I’ve started writing in cursive again and I find it strangely soothing.
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I hope everything works out for future me
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It’s cold this morning and my bed is warm but I need coffee. What a dilemma
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I can’t go outside at night anymore
I find you too quickly among the stars,
and my heart reaches
for something it can’t touch
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 AM
If you want a Valentine’s Day kiss meet me at the murder hole at 11:59
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I made you mushroom Bourguignon and garlic rosemary mashed potatoes.
I promise to leave the parsley off your plate. There's also a bottle of wine and flowers sitting here.
February 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM