WheatNOil
@wheatnoil.bsky.social
Hockey, Geekiness, Parenthood. Physician at the U of Saskatchewan.
Oilers gonna play 40 OT games this year.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oilers gonna play 40 OT games this year.
Tylenol?
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Tylenol?
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In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking
I’ve been distracted by the Blue Jays for October but now that I look over at the Oilers… my goodness they’ve been extremely mid to start the year.
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’ve been distracted by the Blue Jays for October but now that I look over at the Oilers… my goodness they’ve been extremely mid to start the year.
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Hockey analytics pioneer Tim Barnes promoted to assistant general manager by Washington Capitals
Hockey analytics pioneer Tim Barnes promoted to assistant general manager by Washington Capitals
Tim Barnes recently received a major promotion from the Washington Capitals. The team's longtime director of hockey analytics is now an assistant…
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November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hockey analytics pioneer Tim Barnes promoted to assistant general manager by Washington Capitals
What actually happened in the Scouring of the Shire was one of the Hobbits took a boatload of foreign money to buy up domestic land, industrialize it for profit, skim off the top for himself & his outside funder, and brought in a small militia to keep the larger populace in check.
Elon Musk is a racist and wants racial violence in the UK
Elon Musk: "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland, Ireland, are living their lives quietly [Like The Hobbits in The Shire] — until one day, a thousand people show up in your village of 500 out of nowhere and start raping the kids."
Elon Musk: "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland, Ireland, are living their lives quietly [Like The Hobbits in The Shire] — until one day, a thousand people show up in your village of 500 out of nowhere and start raping the kids."
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What actually happened in the Scouring of the Shire was one of the Hobbits took a boatload of foreign money to buy up domestic land, industrialize it for profit, skim off the top for himself & his outside funder, and brought in a small militia to keep the larger populace in check.
Every heist movie: We brought in the world’s greatest hacker to our team who can break through multiple layers of firewalls, type 1000 words per minute, and break triple encrypted passcodes.
Reality: “Louvre”. Okay we’re in team!
Reality: “Louvre”. Okay we’re in team!
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every heist movie: We brought in the world’s greatest hacker to our team who can break through multiple layers of firewalls, type 1000 words per minute, and break triple encrypted passcodes.
Reality: “Louvre”. Okay we’re in team!
Reality: “Louvre”. Okay we’re in team!
We need to isolate Drake in some containment facility. His Acute Losing has become a chronic condition & risks ongoing low-grade infection to those around him. We can not let this man continue to exist in the wild like this.
A new class action lawsuit against Spotify alleges the company has “turned a blind eye” to “mass-scale fraudulent streaming” on its platform and that one musician in particular has been the beneficiary of “billions” of fake streams: Drake.
Lawsuit Against Spotify Claims 'Billions' of Drake Streams Were 'Fraudulent'
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November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We need to isolate Drake in some containment facility. His Acute Losing has become a chronic condition & risks ongoing low-grade infection to those around him. We can not let this man continue to exist in the wild like this.
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Naming your AI startup after the single most famous "AI gibberish answer" in all of fiction is certainly a choice
Fortytwo has the answer to everything: decentralized AI
: No datacenters required
www.theregister.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Naming your AI startup after the single most famous "AI gibberish answer" in all of fiction is certainly a choice
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This is AI. In a way that makes me worried because I keep seeing this in my timeline earnestly.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is AI. In a way that makes me worried because I keep seeing this in my timeline earnestly.
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
For the reasons in this thread I believe baseball is the cruelest of the major sports & baseball fans are the biggest sickos of all.
You play a bajillion games in a season & it comes down to 1 pitch? Or leading off 3rd by an extra half foot?
You’re all sickos of the highest magnitude
I respect it
You play a bajillion games in a season & it comes down to 1 pitch? Or leading off 3rd by an extra half foot?
You’re all sickos of the highest magnitude
I respect it
Baseball is a unique type of heartbreak because the game is so divided into individual plays and decisions. You can isolate out the individual decisions that swung the game.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
For the reasons in this thread I believe baseball is the cruelest of the major sports & baseball fans are the biggest sickos of all.
You play a bajillion games in a season & it comes down to 1 pitch? Or leading off 3rd by an extra half foot?
You’re all sickos of the highest magnitude
I respect it
You play a bajillion games in a season & it comes down to 1 pitch? Or leading off 3rd by an extra half foot?
You’re all sickos of the highest magnitude
I respect it
Baseball is a unique type of heartbreak because the game is so divided into individual plays and decisions. You can isolate out the individual decisions that swung the game.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Baseball is a unique type of heartbreak because the game is so divided into individual plays and decisions. You can isolate out the individual decisions that swung the game.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
Hockey is sloppier & more chaotic. Anything can happen & then it’s done. It’s a different kind of heartbreak.
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It’s not even choking.
You’re up against the best team money can buy who rolled through last and this playoffs against whoever they faced and they pushed them to extra innings in game 7 with two hobbled starters & a bunch of guys who started in the minors.
They deserve all the respect.
You’re up against the best team money can buy who rolled through last and this playoffs against whoever they faced and they pushed them to extra innings in game 7 with two hobbled starters & a bunch of guys who started in the minors.
They deserve all the respect.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It’s not even choking.
You’re up against the best team money can buy who rolled through last and this playoffs against whoever they faced and they pushed them to extra innings in game 7 with two hobbled starters & a bunch of guys who started in the minors.
They deserve all the respect.
You’re up against the best team money can buy who rolled through last and this playoffs against whoever they faced and they pushed them to extra innings in game 7 with two hobbled starters & a bunch of guys who started in the minors.
They deserve all the respect.
30!!!
Ernie Fucking Clement!
You crazy adult child!
Ernie Fucking Clement!
You crazy adult child!
Ernie Clement has tied Randy Arozarena for the most hits in a single postseason with 29 hits 🔥
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
30!!!
Ernie Fucking Clement!
You crazy adult child!
Ernie Fucking Clement!
You crazy adult child!
Okay
Let’s get a little 10-spot here in the 8th
Let’s get a little 10-spot here in the 8th
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Okay
Let’s get a little 10-spot here in the 8th
Let’s get a little 10-spot here in the 8th
Yesavage vs Ohtani
Man, for a neutral this would be a World Series for the ages. Nothing but drama for 7 straight games.
Man, for a neutral this would be a World Series for the ages. Nothing but drama for 7 straight games.
November 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Yesavage vs Ohtani
Man, for a neutral this would be a World Series for the ages. Nothing but drama for 7 straight games.
Man, for a neutral this would be a World Series for the ages. Nothing but drama for 7 straight games.
Jays have done all they can to maximize their greatest strategic advantage going into Game 7: Good Vibes
And now Marie-Phillip Poulin is at Game 7 wearing Vladdy’s jersey!
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Jays have done all they can to maximize their greatest strategic advantage going into Game 7: Good Vibes
People are really upset by this but I think this is logical. Especially with a senile narcissist who is waving around a loaded shotgun, angry at vapours & fumes. Just pat the air and say in a soft voice “hey Uncle Don, I’m sorry, we’re all sorry. Put down the shotgun.” Then negotiate hard again.
Canadian PM says anti-tariff ad featuring Ronald Reagan 'offended' Trump, who has since cut off trade talks with Canada.
Canada’s Carney says he apologised to Trump over Reagan anti-tariff ad
Canadian PM says anti-tariff ad featuring Ronald Reagan 'offended' Trump, who has since cut off trade talks with Canada.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
People are really upset by this but I think this is logical. Especially with a senile narcissist who is waving around a loaded shotgun, angry at vapours & fumes. Just pat the air and say in a soft voice “hey Uncle Don, I’m sorry, we’re all sorry. Put down the shotgun.” Then negotiate hard again.
Losing in the 9th with two runners on and no outs down by 2 sucks.
But the 18 inning loss was harder.
Man. 2 heartbreakers in one series. Sports is pain.
But the 18 inning loss was harder.
Man. 2 heartbreakers in one series. Sports is pain.
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Losing in the 9th with two runners on and no outs down by 2 sucks.
But the 18 inning loss was harder.
Man. 2 heartbreakers in one series. Sports is pain.
But the 18 inning loss was harder.
Man. 2 heartbreakers in one series. Sports is pain.
Me: That was a very close and exciting baseball game in a very good series that is probably worth a game seven, and this Blue Jays team are underdogs that have already gone farther than anyone would’ve guessed against a team that no one felt they had a chance against.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me: That was a very close and exciting baseball game in a very good series that is probably worth a game seven, and this Blue Jays team are underdogs that have already gone farther than anyone would’ve guessed against a team that no one felt they had a chance against.
That sucks but… also a good game.
Blue Jays had great pitching. Great fielding. They got on base enough by the end. Just couldn’t finish it off. 8 runners stranded. 4 double plays against.
Fuck everything.
See you all tomorrow.
Blue Jays had great pitching. Great fielding. They got on base enough by the end. Just couldn’t finish it off. 8 runners stranded. 4 double plays against.
Fuck everything.
See you all tomorrow.
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
That sucks but… also a good game.
Blue Jays had great pitching. Great fielding. They got on base enough by the end. Just couldn’t finish it off. 8 runners stranded. 4 double plays against.
Fuck everything.
See you all tomorrow.
Blue Jays had great pitching. Great fielding. They got on base enough by the end. Just couldn’t finish it off. 8 runners stranded. 4 double plays against.
Fuck everything.
See you all tomorrow.