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I love how Republicans just make stuff up about cities their audience will never go to. Portland burned to the ground. London is largely Muslim. San Francisco is overrun by muskoxen. In Tokyo, dogs walk people. Boston's gravity is at a 45° angle.
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love how Republicans just make stuff up about cities their audience will never go to. Portland burned to the ground. London is largely Muslim. San Francisco is overrun by muskoxen. In Tokyo, dogs walk people. Boston's gravity is at a 45° angle.
remember the whale
August 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
remember the whale
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we're gonna be all right
On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
we're gonna be all right
on a work trip to Chicago, standing in a parking lot soaking up a ripper of a thunderstorm like a normal human
June 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
on a work trip to Chicago, standing in a parking lot soaking up a ripper of a thunderstorm like a normal human
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This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵
June 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵
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June 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Also a happy Mother's Day to the Mother of All Games!
#DOSGaming
#DOSGaming
May 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Also a happy Mother's Day to the Mother of All Games!
#DOSGaming
#DOSGaming
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Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
April 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sorry I missed your call, the frogs had my phone again.
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We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.
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I hate to admit it but in my heart I know Jack Aubrey would get devastatingly into crypto, like he would ruin his entire life, 2025 Jack Aubrey has to go capture a Russian aircraft carrier because he lost all his money on slurp juice
March 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I hate to admit it but in my heart I know Jack Aubrey would get devastatingly into crypto, like he would ruin his entire life, 2025 Jack Aubrey has to go capture a Russian aircraft carrier because he lost all his money on slurp juice
a million years ago there was a chili cook-off at work. there were awards for best chili, judge's pick, and hottest chili. two out of three were subjective, and so I went for the third. (thread)
if i had a therapist i bet they'd advise me not to put a lot of self esteem into winning this chili contest but since i don't i have to win it or die trying
February 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
a million years ago there was a chili cook-off at work. there were awards for best chili, judge's pick, and hottest chili. two out of three were subjective, and so I went for the third. (thread)
making two dozen jars of blood orange marmalade and two loaves of sourdough bread, while ordering Indian takeout for dinner
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
making two dozen jars of blood orange marmalade and two loaves of sourdough bread, while ordering Indian takeout for dinner
giving a crisp salute and thanking my pilot for his service as I board my united flight
December 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
giving a crisp salute and thanking my pilot for his service as I board my united flight
Four million bucks. We're a first world country that can't spare four million bucks to get power on the rez? A fucking joke.
In the shadows of Arizona’s data center boom, thousands live without power
As data centers drain America’s power grids, a fierce battle is being waged for electricity. On Navajo Nation land, many are on the losing end.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Four million bucks. We're a first world country that can't spare four million bucks to get power on the rez? A fucking joke.