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What's Kracken?
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Just an octopus who wonders how you've been doing 🐙
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there is one of the largest mass hysterias i’ve ever witnessed in politics with people who hate zohran mamdani and it’s all going to be so much funnier when he wins
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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We Can Do This Everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Very important factor to this
November 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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You've been spooked by the pillow witch >:3
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Lammy Blows It
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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it’s very funny that there’s a large amount of big rightwing influencers intent on trying to tell everyone that jimmy kimmel being sacked had nothing to do with trumps government
“I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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GAMES CREATORS SUPPORT ARCHIVAL AND PRESERVATION EFFORTS - INCLUDING ASSETS SAVED BY PIRACY
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit!

I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.
August 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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They've spent more money on this than they have on housing and clean water combined.
The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
August 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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reminder that it's free 99 to hit backspace! delete that message! don't hit post!! shut the fuck up if: you don't have all the information to something!! if you don't know what's going on!! if you are being an asshole for the sake of it!!

free!! 99!! to!! not!! post!! log off!! touch grass!!
August 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I remember when the Columbine massacre happened and very serious media and political figures deliberately hid the fact that the shooters were neo-Nazis and claimed that they did it because they were bullied (they weren’t) and that they wore black clothes.

Just thought I’d mention that
August 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Check this shit out motherfucker

*embargoes own country*
August 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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the only real application for generative ai i have seen so far is that it makes people want to kill themselves
August 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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whenever I see someone angry about video games om the internet
August 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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do not give into thoughts like “nothing matters”, it’s not true. everything matters as long as we are all alive
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Because some people haven't heard it yet: PAYPAL IS NOT A BANK, DO NOT LEAVE MORE THAN A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS SITTING IN YOUR ACCOUNT AT ANY TIME. MOVE IT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY.

Paypal can and will close your account and steal all your money without warning. And have done MANY times.
August 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This is your regular PSA to backup files, clean up files, make sure you know your passwords and theyre secure, make sure to cancel any unwanted subscriptions. If you have accounts that youre not using for anything just delete them. Check your emails too.

Always 👏 practice 👏 digital 👏 hygiene 👏
August 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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YouTube is secretly using AI to edit people's videos

• Skin is being smoothed or sharpened

• Features like ears are being altered

• YouTube confirmed there's an 'experiment' on Shorts to 'unblur' and 'improve' clarity

• There's currently no way to opt out

(via BBC)
August 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Indeed.
August 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM