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Keep it moving, nothing to see here.
DAAAAAAA POPE
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket is throwing a baseball in the air .
ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket is throwing a baseball in the air .
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January 19, 2026 at 2:49 AM
DAAAAAAA POPE
I found C.J. Stroud and Drake Maye's common ancestor.
January 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I found C.J. Stroud and Drake Maye's common ancestor.
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
I'm shouting Ding Dong like a munchkin.
when It Happens what song are we getting to the top of the charts
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I'm shouting Ding Dong like a munchkin.
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Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
Listen, maybe all the facist pogroms of brown people, all the illegal bombings and kidnappings of heads of state, all the empowering of white christian nationalism and racist reactionary garbage... maybe it was all worth it, because look at where we are at with the #1 issue of the 2024 election:
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Listen, maybe all the facist pogroms of brown people, all the illegal bombings and kidnappings of heads of state, all the empowering of white christian nationalism and racist reactionary garbage... maybe it was all worth it, because look at where we are at with the #1 issue of the 2024 election:
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
Is it really too much to ask for people to just be normal on LinkedIn?
January 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Is it really too much to ask for people to just be normal on LinkedIn?
A lot more red than I was expecting.
December 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A lot more red than I was expecting.
"He had a passing TD, a rushing TD, and a pick six all in one quarter. That's never happened before."
I think Tirico just birthed the Bock Purdy hat trick.
I think Tirico just birthed the Bock Purdy hat trick.
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"He had a passing TD, a rushing TD, and a pick six all in one quarter. That's never happened before."
I think Tirico just birthed the Bock Purdy hat trick.
I think Tirico just birthed the Bock Purdy hat trick.
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Pearl Jam's Dissident starts playing in the background
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pearl Jam's Dissident starts playing in the background
A lord of the rings band called LCD Smaugsystem.
a lord of the rings cover band called Tolkien Heads.
a lord of the rings cover band called My Life With The Mithrill Kill Kult
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A lord of the rings band called LCD Smaugsystem.
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JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
JAMES LIPTON: As you know we do a survey inspired by the great Bernard Pivot. What is your favorite word?
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
JJ MCCARTHY: Touchdown.
LIPTON: Can we speak to Nine?
MCCARTHY: (ducks down puts on enormous amount of eye black)
LIPTON: Nine, what is your favorite word?
NINE (rasping like batman): meat
Rob Reiner and his wife deserved a much better ending than that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Rob Reiner and his wife deserved a much better ending than that.
I am begging ad people to listen to the words of Landslide just once.
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am begging ad people to listen to the words of Landslide just once.
"Raspberry Bidet" is my least favorite Weird Al parody.
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Raspberry Bidet" is my least favorite Weird Al parody.
At least Purdue fans can take solace in Notre Dame getting fucked over.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
At least Purdue fans can take solace in Notre Dame getting fucked over.
Dutch colonialists circa 1634:
Curacao gonna die
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dutch colonialists circa 1634:
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
There has never been a more unnecessary sports programming thing than "Tom Rinaldi pregame segment."
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
There has never been a more unnecessary sports programming thing than "Tom Rinaldi pregame segment."
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...