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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This is who runs this account
America honks itself off to death
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
America honks itself off to death
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social unsolicited pitch: the Giants’ best and worst case scenarios are both that they finish .500
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social unsolicited pitch: the Giants’ best and worst case scenarios are both that they finish .500
Happy Bring a Gun to Work January
January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Happy Bring a Gun to Work January
Celebrity Sex Party, with your host, Ken Jennings
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Celebrity Sex Party, with your host, Ken Jennings
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I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
NYT opinion page bringing the heat
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
NYT opinion page bringing the heat
He was really ahead of his time
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
He was really ahead of his time
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i don't care for the grinch as a person but I've always respected his films. I'm able to separate the art from the artist.
December 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i don't care for the grinch as a person but I've always respected his films. I'm able to separate the art from the artist.
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KURTIS BLOW (seeing a guy dribble up the court): Amazing.
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
KURTIS BLOW (seeing a guy dribble up the court): Amazing.
I would gladly kill one thousand normal people to save the life of just one celebrity
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I would gladly kill one thousand normal people to save the life of just one celebrity
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A broken calendar's right twice a year
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A broken calendar's right twice a year
It’s at times like these that I’m reminded of the famous final words of 1984: “Hey—hey, you ever suck a dog’s dick? Heh heh heh heh.”
December 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It’s at times like these that I’m reminded of the famous final words of 1984: “Hey—hey, you ever suck a dog’s dick? Heh heh heh heh.”
Sonic the hedgehog died this afternoon from an overdose on sex pills
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sonic the hedgehog died this afternoon from an overdose on sex pills
Dear Beavis,
I’m Batman.
Love,
Butthead
——
Dear Batman,
I’m Butthead.
Love,
Beavis
I’m Batman.
Love,
Butthead
——
Dear Batman,
I’m Butthead.
Love,
Beavis
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Dear Beavis,
I’m Batman.
Love,
Butthead
——
Dear Batman,
I’m Butthead.
Love,
Beavis
I’m Batman.
Love,
Butthead
——
Dear Batman,
I’m Butthead.
Love,
Beavis
I went to the zoo and they said the bears ate all the monkeys. They seemed pretty excited about it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I went to the zoo and they said the bears ate all the monkeys. They seemed pretty excited about it.
A genie came and told me one thing that I already knew (I missed my calling in life) and one thing I didn’t (that calling was being a guy who riffed in the replies of hit tweets, always making the same few jokes about pig assholes).
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A genie came and told me one thing that I already knew (I missed my calling in life) and one thing I didn’t (that calling was being a guy who riffed in the replies of hit tweets, always making the same few jokes about pig assholes).
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My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a made-up language about the world of Frasier is called Sigur Roz
I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I heard that the Dilbert guy tried to suck his own dick too hard and died and I thought I’d audition to be the new Dilbert artist. What do you think?
