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Poop Thief
@wetclump.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Sometimes when I don’t feel like a boy I watch Shane Gillis comedy specials to find comfort in the guilty pleasure that comes from watching it
Shane Gillis stops my TV from glowing
Bitches hate me bc I think Brisk is better than Snapple
March 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bitches hate me bc I think Brisk is better than Snapple
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French rapper who runs a gang of people that love to get pegged: J'Peg Mafia
January 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
French rapper who runs a gang of people that love to get pegged: J'Peg Mafia
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jimmy crack corn and he eat world
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
jimmy crack corn and he eat world
Ain’t nobody gonna see this white boy get his dance on until he’s married
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ain’t nobody gonna see this white boy get his dance on until he’s married
Try not to hate your dad challenge
January 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Try not to hate your dad challenge
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Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer
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If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea
January 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If the price of coffee goes up the guy from blues traveler will be fine because he also likes tea
Executive order by me: All public restrooms are to have music playing loud enough to hide my big poopies
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Executive order by me: All public restrooms are to have music playing loud enough to hide my big poopies
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i poured la croix on my rice krispies and the bowl exploded
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i poured la croix on my rice krispies and the bowl exploded
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I just won the US Presidential election. I had a late start but I got there
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I just won the US Presidential election. I had a late start but I got there
If you wanna smoke me up you better be prepared for when I inevitably start philosophizing about my sexuality
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you wanna smoke me up you better be prepared for when I inevitably start philosophizing about my sexuality
I think a really big Gangnam Style flash mob is what we truly need in these dark times
January 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think a really big Gangnam Style flash mob is what we truly need in these dark times
When I’m in a terrible parking competition and my opponent is Guil from work
January 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
When I’m in a terrible parking competition and my opponent is Guil from work
Shane Gillis stops my TV from glowing
Sometimes when I don’t feel like a boy I watch Shane Gillis comedy specials to find comfort in the guilty pleasure that comes from watching it
January 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Shane Gillis stops my TV from glowing
Sometimes when I don’t feel like a boy I watch Shane Gillis comedy specials to find comfort in the guilty pleasure that comes from watching it
January 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Sometimes when I don’t feel like a boy I watch Shane Gillis comedy specials to find comfort in the guilty pleasure that comes from watching it
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everything happens so much
Vegetarians be missing out on the most delectable flavors known to man. The vast innovation in the world of meaty meals is unmatched.
January 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Vegetarians be missing out on the most delectable flavors known to man. The vast innovation in the world of meaty meals is unmatched.
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Still hoping Trump dies in a really funny way on camera
January 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Still hoping Trump dies in a really funny way on camera
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
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Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.
January 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.
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Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Back on the grind tomorrow
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Someone’s cellphone playing “Margaritaville” for thirty seconds while they rummaged around in their bag to try and silence it during the land acknowledgment at a Martin Luther King Day service felt…metaphorical.
January 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Someone’s cellphone playing “Margaritaville” for thirty seconds while they rummaged around in their bag to try and silence it during the land acknowledgment at a Martin Luther King Day service felt…metaphorical.
Hobbies include watching movies while I imagine certain roles are played by different actors, school buses, and long walks on the beach
January 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hobbies include watching movies while I imagine certain roles are played by different actors, school buses, and long walks on the beach
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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theonion.com/earth-e...
You will NEVER catch me playing Outlast, I can assure you that. That shit activates a fear response in my brain that no other game has. I haven’t even been able to consistently WATCH people play it bc I get so anxious bro.
January 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You will NEVER catch me playing Outlast, I can assure you that. That shit activates a fear response in my brain that no other game has. I haven’t even been able to consistently WATCH people play it bc I get so anxious bro.