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· Nov 16
This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets…
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sorry Spotify but I’m literally never going to tap the banner to learn more
April 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sorry Spotify but I’m literally never going to tap the banner to learn more
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Is Cinco de Mayo still legal?
April 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is Cinco de Mayo still legal?
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I still get just as excited about thunderstorms as I did when I was a kid
April 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I still get just as excited about thunderstorms as I did when I was a kid
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These two chicks were fighting outside the bar the other night, and this guy kept yelling, “Rubber Beaver!” Is that a pro wrestling move?
April 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
These two chicks were fighting outside the bar the other night, and this guy kept yelling, “Rubber Beaver!” Is that a pro wrestling move?
It’s an anniversary somewhere for something so might as well celebrate…
March 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s an anniversary somewhere for something so might as well celebrate…
Saying and doing absurd things is a lifestyle…
March 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saying and doing absurd things is a lifestyle…
Someone at work just asked me to collab like I’m some sort of 25 year old…
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Someone at work just asked me to collab like I’m some sort of 25 year old…
You too can have a perfect basketball bracket if you fill it out post-game…
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You too can have a perfect basketball bracket if you fill it out post-game…
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Them: Do you remember
Me: No
Me: No
March 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Them: Do you remember
Me: No
Me: No
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I like to set my weather app to places with worse weather than mine.
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I like to set my weather app to places with worse weather than mine.
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Hang on.
Let me panic first.
Let me panic first.
March 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hang on.
Let me panic first.
Let me panic first.
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Come for the nonsense, stay for the hysteria!
March 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Come for the nonsense, stay for the hysteria!
Oligarchy is not a word I thought would be so prevalent in my vocabulary, yet here we are…
March 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oligarchy is not a word I thought would be so prevalent in my vocabulary, yet here we are…
Egging my enemies is a hobby I can no longer afford…
March 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Egging my enemies is a hobby I can no longer afford…
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I use a Yahoo e-mail address…
March 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I use a Yahoo e-mail address…
Does anyone have a yacht I can day drink on? Just checking…
March 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Does anyone have a yacht I can day drink on? Just checking…
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"Haven't been feeling funny lately due to stress at work and all the inhumanity going on in the world," I say while wearing a T-shirt that says 'May Contain Nuts' and has an arrow that points to my crotch
February 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Haven't been feeling funny lately due to stress at work and all the inhumanity going on in the world," I say while wearing a T-shirt that says 'May Contain Nuts' and has an arrow that points to my crotch
I don’t understand the “p” in front of some English “f” words. It’s Pfucked up…
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t understand the “p” in front of some English “f” words. It’s Pfucked up…
Wish Trader Joe’s would run the government. They have their shit together..
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Wish Trader Joe’s would run the government. They have their shit together..
This year show someone you really care by sending them a bouquet of omelettes…
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This year show someone you really care by sending them a bouquet of omelettes…
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I'm about to fuck around & write a love song about Honey Lemon Theraflu. This is some good shit!
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm about to fuck around & write a love song about Honey Lemon Theraflu. This is some good shit!
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Waiting for Drake's comeback dis track "I'm Rubber You Glue"
February 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Waiting for Drake's comeback dis track "I'm Rubber You Glue"
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[watching porn]
"Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like that”
"Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like that”
February 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[watching porn]
"Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like that”
"Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like that”
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You’re as cheerful as a serial killer’s storage unit
February 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
You’re as cheerful as a serial killer’s storage unit