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December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Can someone hook me up with one recipe?
www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/1730...
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from

For better or for much worse
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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One of the vice principals at the kids’ school went to Ohio and has been giving me tons of shit this year, O-Hing at me with his hands in the drop off line and such. Drives me nuts. So, I got him a present in preparation for The Game this year. Go Blue!
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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they’re forcing kids to read “the caine mutiny,” because of wouk
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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"are you making content at me"
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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"chair" seems unnecessary here ;)
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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#birdbot
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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aw man.

i wanted to do that ☹️
WHAT THE FUCK
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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"who invited me" bitch I live here. who invited YOU
October 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I was married to the guy and I read her post and had some weird body memory reaction and was like, did he possess her? Why are we repeating history?
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh lord, guide this cinder block…
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The Kirby Puckett Bar (1994-1994): Minnesota Twins' legendary outfielder, Kirby Puckett, was honored with his own candy bar--a milk chocolate bar filled with caramel and crispy rice. It was marketed as "a bundle of energy".
September 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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drummers can’t be incels, otherwise they’d be homeless
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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fairyland cottages, diagonal view, w. lake lane, detroit lakes, minnesota, 1980
September 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM