Kiwwian
@wearyouterspace.bsky.social
Reluctant mother of 4 cats
I might be cringe, but I am free
I might be cringe, but I am free
Things I've learned while being unemployed for the last 12 hours
1. I'm insane
1. I'm insane
August 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Things I've learned while being unemployed for the last 12 hours
1. I'm insane
1. I'm insane
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osha won’t let you stand on the top step of ladders because they don’t want you to reach the stars
July 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
osha won’t let you stand on the top step of ladders because they don’t want you to reach the stars
More of an issue than I initially anticipated
I keep going to houses that keep eating me like a bug
July 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
More of an issue than I initially anticipated
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when i was in the womb my mom would kink the umbilical chord like a hose until i was about to starve and then she would let it go and i would get blasted with a tidal wave of nutrients that was almost too much for my small body to handle
July 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when i was in the womb my mom would kink the umbilical chord like a hose until i was about to starve and then she would let it go and i would get blasted with a tidal wave of nutrients that was almost too much for my small body to handle
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them: don’t you hate it wh…
me, interrupting: yes
me, interrupting: yes
July 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
them: don’t you hate it wh…
me, interrupting: yes
me, interrupting: yes
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Your honour, would it please the court if I shit my pants? Because I did, so fingers crossed.
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Your honour, would it please the court if I shit my pants? Because I did, so fingers crossed.
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sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth
December 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth
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For like the 100th time "Loosest Sluts in the County" was a typo. Grow up.
April 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
For like the 100th time "Loosest Sluts in the County" was a typo. Grow up.
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happy mussolini upside down day!
Bella Ciao, babes ✌️
Bella Ciao, babes ✌️
April 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
happy mussolini upside down day!
Bella Ciao, babes ✌️
Bella Ciao, babes ✌️
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April 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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As soon as putting things in my butt isn't fun anymore, I'm outta here
April 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As soon as putting things in my butt isn't fun anymore, I'm outta here
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“is elmo communist” should be a statement that immediately gets you sent to a psych ward and not to an elected government position
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“is elmo communist” should be a statement that immediately gets you sent to a psych ward and not to an elected government position
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Went door knocking for the special election on Tuesday and this cunt (me) was serving Peter Griffin realness.
March 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went door knocking for the special election on Tuesday and this cunt (me) was serving Peter Griffin realness.
Pastina with lemon zest and boursin cheese. Topped with zucchini cooked in oil used to fry sage. Looks like dog chow...tastes fantastic.
Did I steal this recipe from a YouTube short? I sure did.
Did I steal this recipe from a YouTube short? I sure did.
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pastina with lemon zest and boursin cheese. Topped with zucchini cooked in oil used to fry sage. Looks like dog chow...tastes fantastic.
Did I steal this recipe from a YouTube short? I sure did.
Did I steal this recipe from a YouTube short? I sure did.
Currently sucking on beef bouillon cubes like I imagine a horse might enjoy sugar cubes.
Except I'm a person burdened with this existential dread instead of being a peaceful horse in a field. The horse got the better end of this deal and I'd like a refund.
Except I'm a person burdened with this existential dread instead of being a peaceful horse in a field. The horse got the better end of this deal and I'd like a refund.
February 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Currently sucking on beef bouillon cubes like I imagine a horse might enjoy sugar cubes.
Except I'm a person burdened with this existential dread instead of being a peaceful horse in a field. The horse got the better end of this deal and I'd like a refund.
Except I'm a person burdened with this existential dread instead of being a peaceful horse in a field. The horse got the better end of this deal and I'd like a refund.
It's my second to last day at my office and two of my drivers had flowers delivered to me 😭😭😭😭 I'm going to miss them.
February 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's my second to last day at my office and two of my drivers had flowers delivered to me 😭😭😭😭 I'm going to miss them.
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i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown
February 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i don’t need you, i can take myself to funkytown
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When the mania wears off and I have to explain my stupidass decisions
February 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When the mania wears off and I have to explain my stupidass decisions