Alpharius Omegon
@wargasm.bsky.social
Black Buddha.
Runnin' on Windows 69.
Half-Dream, Half-Machine.
Patron Saint of Merciless Love 🦾
Runnin' on Windows 69.
Half-Dream, Half-Machine.
Patron Saint of Merciless Love 🦾
Feeling nostalgic for when Zuck wanted to fight Musk bc he's an unlikeable douchecanoe and not bc they both want the approval of an orange felon with a massive mouth and miniature hands.
January 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Feeling nostalgic for when Zuck wanted to fight Musk bc he's an unlikeable douchecanoe and not bc they both want the approval of an orange felon with a massive mouth and miniature hands.
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No random white person, you can not touch my hair
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No random white person, you can not touch my hair
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but she’s taking some time to work on herself
January 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
but she’s taking some time to work on herself
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If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If you start watching NEW JACK CITY at exactly 11:25:55 pm today, your boy Flavor Flav will scream
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
right as the clock strikes midnight,,, and we can celebrates together,!!
Petition to make more games where you can either A. Shoot Nazis in the balls or B. Boot Hitler in the face. Extra points for both in one game.
January 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Petition to make more games where you can either A. Shoot Nazis in the balls or B. Boot Hitler in the face. Extra points for both in one game.
Getting Baja Blasted and purging Heretics tonight in the name of the Emperor 🤘🏽
December 31, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Getting Baja Blasted and purging Heretics tonight in the name of the Emperor 🤘🏽
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my onlyfans is just me disrupting wedding ceremonies dressed as La Llorona
December 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
my onlyfans is just me disrupting wedding ceremonies dressed as La Llorona
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the reason all billionaires are insane is because once you pass the point of being able to buy anything on earth you start coveting things that can’t be bought
December 30, 2024 at 5:55 PM
the reason all billionaires are insane is because once you pass the point of being able to buy anything on earth you start coveting things that can’t be bought
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when you make an innocuous post about something you enjoy:
December 30, 2024 at 6:24 PM
when you make an innocuous post about something you enjoy:
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“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
December 30, 2024 at 6:29 PM
“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”
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Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Accidentally cut an old cat-5 cable and now the basement is flooded with internet.
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if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
if having sex with an asshole counts as anal then we've all done it
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Our New Year’s Eve drone sky show was canceled when a family in the RV lot mistook Baby New Year for a sky demon and shot it down during rehearsal.
December 30, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Our New Year’s Eve drone sky show was canceled when a family in the RV lot mistook Baby New Year for a sky demon and shot it down during rehearsal.
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this is your brain:
[raw eggs, raw pork, random potatoes]
this is your brain on drugs:
[delicious breakfast]
[raw eggs, raw pork, random potatoes]
this is your brain on drugs:
[delicious breakfast]
December 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
this is your brain:
[raw eggs, raw pork, random potatoes]
this is your brain on drugs:
[delicious breakfast]
[raw eggs, raw pork, random potatoes]
this is your brain on drugs:
[delicious breakfast]
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You've got this Sheila! Just remember, new year new ewe!
December 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
You've got this Sheila! Just remember, new year new ewe!
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ME: *been calling Bluesky posts just "posts" since forever*
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
December 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
ME: *been calling Bluesky posts just "posts" since forever*
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
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i guess if my name was john jacob jinglefuck and i met someone with the same exact name i might write a song about it too
December 31, 2024 at 4:02 AM
i guess if my name was john jacob jinglefuck and i met someone with the same exact name i might write a song about it too
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25 years ago today
December 31, 2024 at 4:04 AM
25 years ago today
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you'd probably think the silliest part of the body is your funny bone, but inside your lungs is cilia
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 AM
you'd probably think the silliest part of the body is your funny bone, but inside your lungs is cilia
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Confucius: “You cannot open a book without learning something.”
Me taking notes: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥.
Me taking notes: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥.
December 18, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Confucius: “You cannot open a book without learning something.”
Me taking notes: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥.
Me taking notes: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘐 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥.
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*types hahahahahaha*
jfc act like you’ve done this before
*deletes 3 ha’s*
jfc act like you’ve done this before
*deletes 3 ha’s*
December 18, 2024 at 3:40 PM
*types hahahahahaha*
jfc act like you’ve done this before
*deletes 3 ha’s*
jfc act like you’ve done this before
*deletes 3 ha’s*