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Leon XIV
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caek and pie and oh my
Does anyone feel like yesterday we entered a whole other timeline? Like the normal timeline continues where Zohran goes to the white house and Trump treats him like Zelensky.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm scanning years worth of miscellaneous paperwork and then putting it either into the regular or confidential recycling bins.

Now then, how embarrassing do my 20 year old D&D character sheets have to be to go into the confidential recycling bin?
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
America
September 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Someone recently said to me that things will get worse before they get better, but that is not true. There is no guarantee that anything gets better. Things can just continue getting worse and worse.

I can't stop thinking about that today.
September 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET’S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL
METRICS TO GAUGE

SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON’T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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New Legion of Doom just dropped
July 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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One big difference between now and 2003 is the total absence of manufactured consent. The ramp up to the Iraq war was unprecedented relentless gaslighting. You were not ALLOWED to object and if you did, you hated America. This time, they don’t give a fuck what you think, they’re gonna do it anyway.
June 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Hi my name is Alex Goldman I host a narrative journalism podcast called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social which is very fun and sometimes makes people cry from emotion. I also like making jokes and synthesizers. But I'm better at making radio stories than I am at either of those things.
HyperFixed | HYPERFIXED
Alex Goldman's new podcast, Hyperfixed, gets to the bottom of life's most intractable and annoying problems and has fun along the way..
www.hyperfixedpod.com
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Whoa! What is that, parachuting out of the sky? It’s another tank, like in the Fast and the Furious series of films! And who’s that, lifting the lid of the tank? It’s the pope!

www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
My Super-Special 79th Was Not Super Special
A diary entry by a disappointed president
www.theatlantic.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Adonis is smart but orange in a very interesting way where he definitely has one brain cell but they took it from a mountain lion
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
June 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Loot from the Maui farmer's market!
June 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
flygskam (the Swedish word for the feeling of climate guilt associated with the emissions from airline travel)
May 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Good news everyone!
At least we have this to look forward to…
May 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bad idea rite?
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Well I better hurry then...
May 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Unfortunately, due to my last name, I have lost the coveted Jeffrey Epstein endorsement.
Nah, I was hoping you were referencing an author, not another "just like me" politician. I fell for Fetterman. There has to be another solution. Plus she will never win with that last name.
April 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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cardinal pizzaballa is not gonna keep his name if he becomes pope. they have to pick a new name. it's gonna be something normal like papa john.
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@shandalarr.bsky.social Any updates since last Nov? Seeing these on Twitter always brought me so much nostalgic joy.
April 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
At dawn at the gundola.
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@katmabu.bsky.social I get a kick out of the "Followed by God, AOC and 33 others" every time I come across your profile.
April 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM