@voxhomonculus.bsky.social
My GF: pomegranates are great; they're like edible geodes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My GF: pomegranates are great; they're like edible geodes.
I feel like Tango & Cash II is badly overdue.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I feel like Tango & Cash II is badly overdue.
Anybody else remember when Roseanne Barr pretended to have multiple personality disorder because nobody was paying any attention to her?
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Anybody else remember when Roseanne Barr pretended to have multiple personality disorder because nobody was paying any attention to her?
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
You guys have career paths?
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You guys have career paths?
You know what? Forget flying cars, I should be able to wash and dry a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know what? Forget flying cars, I should be able to wash and dry a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
Trump just saying the quiet part out loud "Republicans who vote to unmask child sex abusers are RINOS"
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump just saying the quiet part out loud "Republicans who vote to unmask child sex abusers are RINOS"
Me: it feels like it's dark all day
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me: it feels like it's dark all day
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
The "gifts" in The 12 Days of Christmas are actually Georgian era English slang for unsavory sex acts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The "gifts" in The 12 Days of Christmas are actually Georgian era English slang for unsavory sex acts.
If you think the weather is 'small talk', you don't know enough autistic people.
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you think the weather is 'small talk', you don't know enough autistic people.
There is a real stiff competition for the title of dumbest Sorbo on other social media platforms right now.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There is a real stiff competition for the title of dumbest Sorbo on other social media platforms right now.
"Is he strong?"
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Is he strong?"
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
Well actually, "Ford" is the name of the car manufacturer not the car.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well actually, "Ford" is the name of the car manufacturer not the car.
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An enterprising Democrat politician could announce that we're going to be seeking fraud charges against any ICE agent that accepts a paycheck during the shutdown.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
Internal DHS memo shows Trump plans to keep paying ICE agents and Border Patrol officers throughout the shutdown, while other feds go without pay.
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Plans To Keep Paying Immigration Agents While Other Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks
The move amounts to special treatment for Trump’s favorite constituency within the federal bureaucracy.
www.huffpost.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
An enterprising Democrat politician could announce that we're going to be seeking fraud charges against any ICE agent that accepts a paycheck during the shutdown.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
They say you don't really die until the last person thinks about you for the last time which is why I am going to eat the Mona Lisa.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They say you don't really die until the last person thinks about you for the last time which is why I am going to eat the Mona Lisa.
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I lost respect for every comedian playing at the Rydia comedy festival except for Pete Davidson that's just dancing with the one that brung you. It's not like it's the worst thing he's ever done that would be Kim Kardashian.
October 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I lost respect for every comedian playing at the Rydia comedy festival except for Pete Davidson that's just dancing with the one that brung you. It's not like it's the worst thing he's ever done that would be Kim Kardashian.
Alright Broadway you can have this one for free: jukebox musical based entirely on misheard lyrics called Misunderstood.
October 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Alright Broadway you can have this one for free: jukebox musical based entirely on misheard lyrics called Misunderstood.
I couldn't figure out how to say it and couldn't have said it better.
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I couldn't figure out how to say it and couldn't have said it better.
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1) Why I follow the news, and
2) What I've learned from following the news
2) What I've learned from following the news
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
1) Why I follow the news, and
2) What I've learned from following the news
2) What I've learned from following the news
It never blows over.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It never blows over.
If time is a flat circle and time is an illusion we can use the transitive property to prove tortillas are an illusion.
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If time is a flat circle and time is an illusion we can use the transitive property to prove tortillas are an illusion.
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*Throwing gasoline on a fire before it explodes in my face* im the victim here
September 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*Throwing gasoline on a fire before it explodes in my face* im the victim here
Just because I will gladly shit on someone's grave does not mean I'm "celebrating their death" get a grip
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just because I will gladly shit on someone's grave does not mean I'm "celebrating their death" get a grip
Anyone else think it's crazy that the healthiest President of all time has been sickly ever since JD Vance has been VP? SUSPICIOUS!
September 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Anyone else think it's crazy that the healthiest President of all time has been sickly ever since JD Vance has been VP? SUSPICIOUS!