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Nerd burn: you're so basic your race is your class
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I saw Melania; wooden, incomprehensible, lacks substance and humanity. I heard she also has a movie that just came out.
The people saying "she should have just complied with the orders of the man who ultimately killed her" might not be interested in an honest conversation
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The people saying "she should have just complied with the orders of the man who ultimately killed her" might not be interested in an honest conversation
Honestly, I wouldn't want to be contacted by any aliens that would actually be interested in contact with us.
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Honestly, I wouldn't want to be contacted by any aliens that would actually be interested in contact with us.
So he has a history of jumping in front of vehicles. opr.news/749d8f5b2601...
ICE officer who shot woman in Minneapolis was dragged and injured in traffic stop last year
Last summer, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent found himself in a perilous situation.
His arm was pinned into the back window of a car as a suspect sped away, dragging him across the pavem...
opr.news
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
So he has a history of jumping in front of vehicles. opr.news/749d8f5b2601...
Ratatouille is the name of the chef, the rat is Ratatouille's monster.
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Ratatouille is the name of the chef, the rat is Ratatouille's monster.
Bringing law and order back to the country we just illegally invaded.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Bringing law and order back to the country we just illegally invaded.
You're so basic your birth certificate has a GOTO 10 line.
Nerd burn: you're so basic your race is your class
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
You're so basic your birth certificate has a GOTO 10 line.
Nerd burn: you're so basic your race is your class
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Nerd burn: you're so basic your race is your class
Im in.
Let's starting the new year with grammar mistake
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Im in.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: John Wick let those dog killers off easy
December 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: John Wick let those dog killers off easy
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
If anyone hasn't seen that Andrew Tate got badly outclassed by some social media boxer, please treat yourselves to that story.
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If anyone hasn't seen that Andrew Tate got badly outclassed by some social media boxer, please treat yourselves to that story.
Remember a few years back when a group of cryptobros spent 100x the asking price for a copy of Dune thinking it would somehow grant them rights to the franchise? I don't think we made fun of that nearly enough.
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Remember a few years back when a group of cryptobros spent 100x the asking price for a copy of Dune thinking it would somehow grant them rights to the franchise? I don't think we made fun of that nearly enough.
First date idea: we take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or not.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
First date idea: we take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or not.
Scrooge: My name will be synonymous with heartless misers into the distant future?
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Scrooge: My name will be synonymous with heartless misers into the distant future?
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Hoping to be able to afford a nice mid life crisis in the next few years.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hoping to be able to afford a nice mid life crisis in the next few years.
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Reminder that Jimmy Fallon was one of the biggest mainstream promoters of NFTs and even changed his social media account avatar to a NFT owl and called it Fallon.io until they were starting to become worthless
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reminder that Jimmy Fallon was one of the biggest mainstream promoters of NFTs and even changed his social media account avatar to a NFT owl and called it Fallon.io until they were starting to become worthless
When you're a little kid and your mom makes homemade Reese's cups or some other magical shit for Christmas for the first time.
a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time " above her
Alt: a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time? " above her
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When you're a little kid and your mom makes homemade Reese's cups or some other magical shit for Christmas for the first time.
Hal's not beating the accusations.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hal's not beating the accusations.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣