@voxhomonculus.bsky.social
Always setting records
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Always setting records
My dear sweet summer child. Hold on to your innocence and ask not such questions.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My dear sweet summer child. Hold on to your innocence and ask not such questions.
Me owning the libs eating a heaping bowl of all-American surplus soybeans.
October 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me owning the libs eating a heaping bowl of all-American surplus soybeans.
Motherfucker thinks he's the president of football, too?
October 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Motherfucker thinks he's the president of football, too?
Don't talk to me until I've had my functional substitute.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Don't talk to me until I've had my functional substitute.
Boo. Take my like, but boo.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Boo. Take my like, but boo.
Boss Hogg with all 5 strains of hepatitis, maybe.
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Boss Hogg with all 5 strains of hepatitis, maybe.
What if Alan Jackson was the spokesperson for truck stop boner pills?
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What if Alan Jackson was the spokesperson for truck stop boner pills?
No crimes too petty for this President.
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No crimes too petty for this President.