Cassandra
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*in the tune of My Sharona*
🗣️ 🎶 MY LECHUGA 🎶
🗣️ 🎶 MY LECHUGA 🎶
December 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*in the tune of My Sharona*
🗣️ 🎶 MY LECHUGA 🎶
🗣️ 🎶 MY LECHUGA 🎶
watched Pandorum. 🗣️ wow I really enjoyed that sci-fi horror film‼️
babe, can we watch a movie tonight?
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
watched Pandorum. 🗣️ wow I really enjoyed that sci-fi horror film‼️
At Christmas a family friend asked about my Ireland trip. I told him about how I met Cillian Murphy, gave him a gift, talked to him at his movie premiere, danced for 2.5 hours while he DJed & talked to him again. The friend just said he’d love to visit Ireland & proceeded to do a Scottish accent lol
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At Christmas a family friend asked about my Ireland trip. I told him about how I met Cillian Murphy, gave him a gift, talked to him at his movie premiere, danced for 2.5 hours while he DJed & talked to him again. The friend just said he’d love to visit Ireland & proceeded to do a Scottish accent lol
watched Jupiter Ascending
$200 million dollar budget movie and the Dark Souls 2 jumpscare was the best part of the movie lmao
$200 million dollar budget movie and the Dark Souls 2 jumpscare was the best part of the movie lmao
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
watched Jupiter Ascending
$200 million dollar budget movie and the Dark Souls 2 jumpscare was the best part of the movie lmao
$200 million dollar budget movie and the Dark Souls 2 jumpscare was the best part of the movie lmao
watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence. I was entertained. Gigolo Joe (Jude Law) was my favorite.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence. I was entertained. Gigolo Joe (Jude Law) was my favorite.
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watched Minority Report. It was pretty good. I love seeing all the ideas people had in the early 2000s of what the future could be like. It was really funny to see advertisements directly addressing the consumers by name.
babe, can we watch a movie tonight?
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
watched Minority Report. It was pretty good. I love seeing all the ideas people had in the early 2000s of what the future could be like. It was really funny to see advertisements directly addressing the consumers by name.
watched Equilibrium. 🗣️ great movie‼️
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
watched Equilibrium. 🗣️ great movie‼️
I watched Ultraviolet and it was so bad lmao I kinda wanna make an AMV for it 😏 but I already have an idea for my next AMV. Who would’ve thought that both movies I want to make an AMV for are vampire movies from the early 2000s 😗
babe, can we watch a movie tonight?
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I watched Ultraviolet and it was so bad lmao I kinda wanna make an AMV for it 😏 but I already have an idea for my next AMV. Who would’ve thought that both movies I want to make an AMV for are vampire movies from the early 2000s 😗
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let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling
December 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling
watched another “Matrix-type” movie. Vincent D'Onofrio was my favorite. I want to say what made me laugh so hard but it is a big spoiler on the ending so I won’t say in case you want to watch it 🙂↕️ reminiscent of Inception but way better
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
watched another “Matrix-type” movie. Vincent D'Onofrio was my favorite. I want to say what made me laugh so hard but it is a big spoiler on the ending so I won’t say in case you want to watch it 🙂↕️ reminiscent of Inception but way better
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The night was cold and dark.
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The night was cold and dark.
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
“Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”
I have persimmon madness
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have persimmon madness
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Escape from Bug Island is cozy gaming 🔊 🐛
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Escape from Bug Island is cozy gaming 🔊 🐛
exhibiting profound willpower by not eating another one of the frosted sugar cookies I made
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
exhibiting profound willpower by not eating another one of the frosted sugar cookies I made
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
eXistenZ was so funny and crazy. I absolutely loved it and was laughing so much
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
eXistenZ was so funny and crazy. I absolutely loved it and was laughing so much
6 low is 2 million
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
6 low is 2 million
Old woman walking her little dog in the grocery store down the candy aisle.
She says with a thick accent: “oh Mommy loves her chocolate.”
Little dog looks at her with squinty eyes. He walks away.
Woman: “won’t you stop for chocolate for Mommy?”
Little dog waddles back to the chocolate.
She says with a thick accent: “oh Mommy loves her chocolate.”
Little dog looks at her with squinty eyes. He walks away.
Woman: “won’t you stop for chocolate for Mommy?”
Little dog waddles back to the chocolate.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Old woman walking her little dog in the grocery store down the candy aisle.
She says with a thick accent: “oh Mommy loves her chocolate.”
Little dog looks at her with squinty eyes. He walks away.
Woman: “won’t you stop for chocolate for Mommy?”
Little dog waddles back to the chocolate.
She says with a thick accent: “oh Mommy loves her chocolate.”
Little dog looks at her with squinty eyes. He walks away.
Woman: “won’t you stop for chocolate for Mommy?”
Little dog waddles back to the chocolate.
Dark City was very cool and the teeth-chattering aliens were my favorite 🌃
babe, can we watch a movie tonight?
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dark City was very cool and the teeth-chattering aliens were my favorite 🌃