Matthew Galvin
@videohead.bsky.social
Technologist, musician, weirdo. Apparently stuck in California while the rest of the U.S. goes full crackpot.
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BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Just a point of clarification, Rudy Giuliani was the passenger in the car that crashed.
September 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just a point of clarification, Rudy Giuliani was the passenger in the car that crashed.
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sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
sandwich guy got charged with one count of monte cristo
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Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old American Eagle jeans factory. So when Cory Mills promised to upload revenge porn featuring the reigning Miss United States, they finally had something to cheer about. But then his landlord evicted him.
August 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old American Eagle jeans factory. So when Cory Mills promised to upload revenge porn featuring the reigning Miss United States, they finally had something to cheer about. But then his landlord evicted him.
My Dad and Kareem Abdul Jabbar are also from Queens, but they're not raper/groper douchebags like Cuomo and Trump. Just say NO to politics, kids.
August 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My Dad and Kareem Abdul Jabbar are also from Queens, but they're not raper/groper douchebags like Cuomo and Trump. Just say NO to politics, kids.
Bring it, bitch. We will beat you again.
August 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Bring it, bitch. We will beat you again.
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Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers
It's the anniversary of Mussolini's death, so let's all get out there and kill a dictator, hang him upside-down and spit on him.
April 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's the anniversary of Mussolini's death, so let's all get out there and kill a dictator, hang him upside-down and spit on him.
We didn't do this with the death penalty, either.
If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We didn't do this with the death penalty, either.
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I’m not a lawyer or anything but I feel like you can draw a pretty direct line from John Yoo being allowed to slip back into the comforts of tenure and the occasional NYT oped to what’s happening with the CECOT and doj
April 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m not a lawyer or anything but I feel like you can draw a pretty direct line from John Yoo being allowed to slip back into the comforts of tenure and the occasional NYT oped to what’s happening with the CECOT and doj
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
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I know the news is a fire hose of stupid, but let’s not gloss over how Trump’s Education Secretary repeatedly referred to Artificial Intelligence as “A1” today.
April 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I know the news is a fire hose of stupid, but let’s not gloss over how Trump’s Education Secretary repeatedly referred to Artificial Intelligence as “A1” today.
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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
![[text from the Declaration of Independence]
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qvyj3hxm4opuuddzrhcbiio6/bafkreiahlp7acp6y2hakkfu5h66vg2ifckdo6b7fqaebenki3qoxswp73e@jpeg)
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.
And yet, they won't
Congress (this weekend) could cancel Trump’s tariffs which are clearly destroying the USA’s (nay, the World’s) economy. It only takes a veto proof resolution by the House and Senate:
April 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
And yet, they won't
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“There is no God but God, Muhammad is his messenger,” the paramedic is heard saying. He asks God for forgiveness and says he knows he is going to die.
“Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...
“Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...
Video Shows Aid Workers Killed in Gaza Under Gunfire Barrage, With Ambulance Lights On
www.nytimes.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“There is no God but God, Muhammad is his messenger,” the paramedic is heard saying. He asks God for forgiveness and says he knows he is going to die.
“Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...
“Forgive me, mother. This is the path I chose — to help people,” he said. “Allahu akbar,” God is great, he says.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...
Are the Democrats going to do anything? Talk? Underbaked Sanders Senate Resolution that doesn't pass? Amy Klobuchar (who voted for Trump's cabinet) proclamation? Cory Booker performative Genocide support?
April 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Are the Democrats going to do anything? Talk? Underbaked Sanders Senate Resolution that doesn't pass? Amy Klobuchar (who voted for Trump's cabinet) proclamation? Cory Booker performative Genocide support?
I haven't seen any recent posts on here about Big Balls working for a crime syndicate, so let me add to the discourse.
March 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I haven't seen any recent posts on here about Big Balls working for a crime syndicate, so let me add to the discourse.
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
If you believe EBITDA is an accurate way to value a company, I have a totally unneccessary bridge to sell you, which you can afford because of EBITDA.
March 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If you believe EBITDA is an accurate way to value a company, I have a totally unneccessary bridge to sell you, which you can afford because of EBITDA.
Men will do anything to avoid therapy.
saw a new kind of guy today: guy in business casual and a hi-viz vest walking backwards uphill
March 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Men will do anything to avoid therapy.
"And I miss everyone a lot, but they were very delicious cheesecakes."
March 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"And I miss everyone a lot, but they were very delicious cheesecakes."
Now Gavin Newsom and Elon Musk are both platforming Charlie Kirk.
March 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Now Gavin Newsom and Elon Musk are both platforming Charlie Kirk.
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The next generation of Democratic leaders needs to put their heads down and focus on their jobs. Here’s our review of Gavin Newsom’s new podcast and Chuck Schumer’s new book.
March 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The next generation of Democratic leaders needs to put their heads down and focus on their jobs. Here’s our review of Gavin Newsom’s new podcast and Chuck Schumer’s new book.