Old Lady Shade
@vespertilianthing.bsky.social
When they said "repent", I wonder what they meant?
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
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Link to an article with video and everything in the thread, totally worth it
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Link to an article with video and everything in the thread, totally worth it
ah, so good
My favorite short story I wrote this year. Please read! Kind of an emotional thing for me.
"Stepan comes to me in a dream, sullen, with a bleeding lower lip split just where his lower canine has been knocked out."
today, beloveds!!
Punks Don't Die by @esedia.bsky.social
read it here 🥀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
today, beloveds!!
Punks Don't Die by @esedia.bsky.social
read it here 🥀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ah, so good
every night at Manray
Currently putting together the invite list for my birthday party!
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
every night at Manray
@slipjig.bsky.social your uncle is the best pope
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
@slipjig.bsky.social your uncle is the best pope
gitfo with your wan chocolate of lies
If you give me a white chocolate chip cookie, imma smile and imma eat it. But just know that we ain't friends like we were before. It's different now.
One cookie flavor gotta go…
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
(chocolate chip, sugar, white chocolate chip, oatmeal rasin)
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
gitfo with your wan chocolate of lies
@fishheadned.bsky.social - who couldn’t use a claw?
Giving away this little claw I made as a proof of concept for another project. Small, sharp, feels good to hold. To win: b following me, like, comment, rp, and tag someone you think would also like to win. Winner pays s&h, void where prohibited, no metal animals were harmed in the making of this art
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@fishheadned.bsky.social - who couldn’t use a claw?
Someone should turn Ben Templesmith's Welcome to Hoxford into a film. I have said it, so let it be done.
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Someone should turn Ben Templesmith's Welcome to Hoxford into a film. I have said it, so let it be done.
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If we can’t read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein together in front of a crackling fire whilst enjoying a vintage bottle of Château Lafite-Rothschild in an ominous Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cool October night with the sound of wolves in the distance, then aren't we both wasting our time?
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
If we can’t read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein together in front of a crackling fire whilst enjoying a vintage bottle of Château Lafite-Rothschild in an ominous Victorian mansion during a full moon on a cool October night with the sound of wolves in the distance, then aren't we both wasting our time?
hey, what happened to the guy from Eve6?
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hey, what happened to the guy from Eve6?
I'm moving, I said. I'm not going to buy a bunch of books at the Merrimack Valley Halloween Book Festival.
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm moving, I said. I'm not going to buy a bunch of books at the Merrimack Valley Halloween Book Festival.
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Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
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My good friend Justin set this up to help me recoup some of what I've lost to the MAGA mob. Please share if you're willing. Thank you.
gofund.me/03526643c
gofund.me/03526643c
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My good friend Justin set this up to help me recoup some of what I've lost to the MAGA mob. Please share if you're willing. Thank you.
gofund.me/03526643c
gofund.me/03526643c
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Obama: "When you see an administration suggest that ordinary street crime is an insurrection or a terrorist act, that is a genuine effort to weaken how we have understood democracy."
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Obama: "When you see an administration suggest that ordinary street crime is an insurrection or a terrorist act, that is a genuine effort to weaken how we have understood democracy."
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Respect to those who got here first.
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Respect to those who got here first.
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This is good and you should watch it.
"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...
October 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is good and you should watch it.
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The current American news cycle:
1) Trump announces some major escalation shredding the Constitution
2) Court says he can’t do that
2a) Lefties take a victory lap
3) Trump does that
3a) Supreme Court emergency rules that he can do that…as a treat
1) Trump announces some major escalation shredding the Constitution
2) Court says he can’t do that
2a) Lefties take a victory lap
3) Trump does that
3a) Supreme Court emergency rules that he can do that…as a treat
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The current American news cycle:
1) Trump announces some major escalation shredding the Constitution
2) Court says he can’t do that
2a) Lefties take a victory lap
3) Trump does that
3a) Supreme Court emergency rules that he can do that…as a treat
1) Trump announces some major escalation shredding the Constitution
2) Court says he can’t do that
2a) Lefties take a victory lap
3) Trump does that
3a) Supreme Court emergency rules that he can do that…as a treat
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Greene on the Epstein files: "I can't conclusively say that's why the House isn't in session, but the House should be in session...there is a new Democrat that's been elected that deserves to be sworn in...if it's to avoid the discharge petition, why drag this out? It's going to have 218 signatures"
October 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Greene on the Epstein files: "I can't conclusively say that's why the House isn't in session, but the House should be in session...there is a new Democrat that's been elected that deserves to be sworn in...if it's to avoid the discharge petition, why drag this out? It's going to have 218 signatures"
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Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
bit.ly
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
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October 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.