Patrick Freivald
@pfreivald.bsky.social
Author, physics teacher, beekeeper/gardener/sauce-maker/janitor at Frog's Point Honey, belligerent nerd. (he/him)
I'll bet you $10 the worm in RFK Jr's head is circumcised.
October 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'll bet you $10 the worm in RFK Jr's head is circumcised.
My good friend Justin set this up to help me recoup some of what I've lost to the MAGA mob. Please share if you're willing. Thank you.
gofund.me/03526643c
gofund.me/03526643c
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My good friend Justin set this up to help me recoup some of what I've lost to the MAGA mob. Please share if you're willing. Thank you.
gofund.me/03526643c
gofund.me/03526643c
I've now spoken to three police officers (two retired) about the assault with a deli weapon in DC and my favorite quote so far is, "Those fascist pussies'd better nut up quick."
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I've now spoken to three police officers (two retired) about the assault with a deli weapon in DC and my favorite quote so far is, "Those fascist pussies'd better nut up quick."
I've never been a South Park fan, and I've got to say, I think they really missed the mark on this Trump in bed with Satan thing.
Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.
Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.
July 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I've never been a South Park fan, and I've got to say, I think they really missed the mark on this Trump in bed with Satan thing.
Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.
Satan is over 2000 years old, and Trump likes them young.
All I want for Trump, Clinton, and anyone else on the Epstein list is the same presumption of innocence that ICE is currently giving anyone else.
July 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
All I want for Trump, Clinton, and anyone else on the Epstein list is the same presumption of innocence that ICE is currently giving anyone else.
I'm trying to help one of my former students. She's turned a corner and has hit a snag.
Please help if you can; any little bit would be great.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-nicol...
Please help if you can; any little bit would be great.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-nicol...
Donate to Help Nicole make a better life for her kids, organized by Patrick Freivald
Nicole is a former student of mind. She's 116 days sober (HELL YEAH!) and… Patrick Freivald needs your support for Help Nicole make a better life for her kids
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July 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm trying to help one of my former students. She's turned a corner and has hit a snag.
Please help if you can; any little bit would be great.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-nicol...
Please help if you can; any little bit would be great.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-nicol...
May 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I made some things for middle school science and put them up for free. Please feel free to share.
www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/NYS-...
www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/NYS-...
NYS 8th Grade Science Question Clusters
These are nine phenomenon-based question clusters modeled after the NYS 8th Grade NGSS Science Assessment. Some of the data is made up, most of it is real. All of the phenomena are real.
www.teacherspayteachers.com
May 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I made some things for middle school science and put them up for free. Please feel free to share.
www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/NYS-...
www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/NYS-...
American Jesus is a gun pointed at brown people who don't speak English as their primary language.
American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.
American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
American Jesus is a gun pointed at brown people who don't speak English as their primary language.
American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.
American Jesus don't have a thing in common with Jesus Jesus.
Breaking News: For the past three months, Pete Hegseth has been accidentally sexting the New York Times editorial board.
April 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Breaking News: For the past three months, Pete Hegseth has been accidentally sexting the New York Times editorial board.
In this most recent Reacher, they're eating New England clam chowder and biscuits for breakfast.
I've never considered this, but man oh man....
I've never considered this, but man oh man....
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In this most recent Reacher, they're eating New England clam chowder and biscuits for breakfast.
I've never considered this, but man oh man....
I've never considered this, but man oh man....
Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
March 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Holy shit, this whole fucking thing was just a psyop by Greta Thunberg to get Republicans to buy electric cars, and it worked! That kid's a genius!
I know people love their conspiracy theories, but the sadder, more likely explanation is that neither Trump nor any of his dipshit minions have any idea how to stop this war, and having over-promised on it, Cheeto Jesus would rather burn everything down than admit he's a clueless dipshit.
Dipshits.
Dipshits.
March 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I know people love their conspiracy theories, but the sadder, more likely explanation is that neither Trump nor any of his dipshit minions have any idea how to stop this war, and having over-promised on it, Cheeto Jesus would rather burn everything down than admit he's a clueless dipshit.
Dipshits.
Dipshits.
The MAGA cult are the only people who don't recognize that Trump just showed the entire world that he's a pathetic, downright fragile pussy.
And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.
He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.
What a pussy.
And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.
He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.
What a pussy.
March 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The MAGA cult are the only people who don't recognize that Trump just showed the entire world that he's a pathetic, downright fragile pussy.
And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.
He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.
What a pussy.
And I mean "pussy" fully as the 1980s-style insult.
He tried to flex nuts, met actual strength, then threw a whiny conniption.
What a pussy.
I'm not ashamed of my country; I'm enraged.
March 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'm not ashamed of my country; I'm enraged.
Our President is so fucking stupid that he can't understand that Putin is the aggressor.
He's that fucking dumb.
He's that fucking dumb.
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Our President is so fucking stupid that he can't understand that Putin is the aggressor.
He's that fucking dumb.
He's that fucking dumb.
Somebody just do it already.
February 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Somebody just do it already.
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Never make snow angels in a dog park.
Star Wars is the perfect analogy for the United States.
Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."
And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."
Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."
And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."
February 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Star Wars is the perfect analogy for the United States.
Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."
And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."
Who are you? "We're the Jedi. We're religious fanatics who take anything we want and manipulate or kill anyone who stands against us."
And the Sith...who are they? "They're the bad guys."
Watching white conservatives moan that there were no white people in the halftime show is so funny.
*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?
Pick a lane, chumps.
*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?
Pick a lane, chumps.
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Watching white conservatives moan that there were no white people in the halftime show is so funny.
*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?
Pick a lane, chumps.
*Now* you want diversity and inclusion!?!?
Pick a lane, chumps.
So Cheeto Jesus won't rule out deploying U.S. troops to drive every single Palestinian out of Gaza so it can be turned into upscale beachfront real estate.
The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.
The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.
February 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
So Cheeto Jesus won't rule out deploying U.S. troops to drive every single Palestinian out of Gaza so it can be turned into upscale beachfront real estate.
The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.
The correct response to an order to go to Gaza for a bit of ethnic cleansing is to frag the officers giving those orders.