Vertov
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Definitely would fit his love for internet humor that’s well past its relevance.
k I dunno why but my brain just had the thought of Elon buying Channel Awesome in some kind of bid to latch onto pop cultural relevance and I can’t stop laughing.
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Definitely would fit his love for internet humor that’s well past its relevance.
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Where's the shoe guy
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Where's the shoe guy
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
Gotta say something.
I plain don't think people in uniform are protecting "my freedoms." They're protecting this asshole.
I plain don't think people in uniform are protecting "my freedoms." They're protecting this asshole.
Trump's speech about the shooting in DC veered into him attacking the Somali community in Minnesota, which of course had nothing to do with the shooting. Gives away his bigoted game.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Gotta say something.
I plain don't think people in uniform are protecting "my freedoms." They're protecting this asshole.
I plain don't think people in uniform are protecting "my freedoms." They're protecting this asshole.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
I've been on a Dracula kick and saw Bram Stoker's Dracula and god damn was Gary Oldman on fire. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you" my god. 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I've been on a Dracula kick and saw Bram Stoker's Dracula and god damn was Gary Oldman on fire. "I have crossed oceans of time to find you" my god. 😭😭😭
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The Joker vs The Skipper Thanksgiving Dinner Showdown! Their fight over Anton is probably the most tragic aspect of what undoubtedly was a bitter feud, as I’m sure Anton used to play concertina at the Lobster Barrel before Cesar worked his charms to lure him away… “For you, my dear Anton - A PIANO!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Joker vs The Skipper Thanksgiving Dinner Showdown! Their fight over Anton is probably the most tragic aspect of what undoubtedly was a bitter feud, as I’m sure Anton used to play concertina at the Lobster Barrel before Cesar worked his charms to lure him away… “For you, my dear Anton - A PIANO!”
You know when the time comes JD Vance is going to Lenin’s Tomb the body.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You know when the time comes JD Vance is going to Lenin’s Tomb the body.
Something horribly ironic about a cabal led by Epstein and Dershowitz to stop a paper about Israeli lobbying practices.
It’s like an anti semite’s dream.
It’s like an anti semite’s dream.
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Something horribly ironic about a cabal led by Epstein and Dershowitz to stop a paper about Israeli lobbying practices.
It’s like an anti semite’s dream.
It’s like an anti semite’s dream.
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⚡️ In a new Drop Site investigation, Ryan Grim and Murtaza Hussain reveal that Jeffrey Epstein quietly helped Alan Dershowitz orchestrate the smear campaign against John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt’s 2006 paper “The Israel Lobby,” newly obtained emails show.
The scholars had argued in the paper...
The scholars had argued in the paper...
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
⚡️ In a new Drop Site investigation, Ryan Grim and Murtaza Hussain reveal that Jeffrey Epstein quietly helped Alan Dershowitz orchestrate the smear campaign against John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt’s 2006 paper “The Israel Lobby,” newly obtained emails show.
The scholars had argued in the paper...
The scholars had argued in the paper...
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Jackie Chan going to go full Danny Glover in RUSH HOUR 4, wheezing "I'm too old for this shit" while Chris Tucker visibly sweats on-screen worrying that people will remember he went to Epstein's island
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jackie Chan going to go full Danny Glover in RUSH HOUR 4, wheezing "I'm too old for this shit" while Chris Tucker visibly sweats on-screen worrying that people will remember he went to Epstein's island
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I keep forgetting how deeply stupid she is.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I keep forgetting how deeply stupid she is.
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Anyone who enters "do an epic vulgar roast" into Grok should immediately be referred to a counseling setting to get the help they need.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Anyone who enters "do an epic vulgar roast" into Grok should immediately be referred to a counseling setting to get the help they need.
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Like that New Jersey Senator who accepted gold bars for bribes. Like what’s the big deal in this current situation?
Man it would suck so bad to be convicted of political bribery and improper donations right now. At this specific time. Are you fucking kidding me etc.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Like that New Jersey Senator who accepted gold bars for bribes. Like what’s the big deal in this current situation?
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Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
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Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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One member sent me a fundraising text that started "Today the president of the united states threatened to kill me," but didn't suggest that it might be time to do something about that.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
One member sent me a fundraising text that started "Today the president of the united states threatened to kill me," but didn't suggest that it might be time to do something about that.
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sorry for leaving this one out
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
sorry for leaving this one out
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