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Vernors Herzog
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Lanstronaut | Michigander | Midwestern as heck | co-runner of Lansing Facts | here to make dumb jokes, get smarter about politics, and occasionally post about sports (he/him)
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
they’ve had 15 years to come up with an ACA alternative and the best they’ve got is “here’s $20, go get a healthcare”
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Antonio Brown could have been the most famous football player from CMU (complimentary) but instead he became the most famous football player from CMU (derogatory)
Ex-WR Brown arrested in Dubai, extradited to U.S.
Former NFL star Antonio Brown was taken into custody on an attempted murder charge stemming from a shooting after a celebrity boxing event in Miami.
www.espn.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
even Dr. Oz looks like a decent human being next to this lumpy sack of Big Macs and dementia
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
MSU got the wrong Oregon State coach
wake up guys, new Interim Coach Voice just dropped
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the government is shut down, millions are losing SNAP benefits, and Rep. Quagmire is emailing me about Daylight Saving Time? pathetic.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
jack o’lantern night at the Vernors household
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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how many horses live in your city?
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“actually, it’s Frankenstein’s Monster”

- me, explaining to my friend why he can’t drink the white Monster in my refrigerator
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I didn’t even know Kid Rock was on tour
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
conservatives are saying Mamdani will ruin the city as if this guy wasn’t the mayor for nearly a decade
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
sir, that was a Denny’s placement
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the fools gold of Aidan Chiles’ game is that he’s pretty good at bailing himself out of bad situations that a more consistent quarterback wouldn’t have gotten into in the first place
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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i stopped posting on Twitter when it became clear the algo was artificially boosting content based on whether it aligned with Elon Musk's deranged political views. now they're literally turning over the whole thing to an AI model with a big "racism" dial turned to 11
Brace for another wave of x refuges
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
any season can be spooky season when you have 𝕒𝕟𝕩𝕚𝕖𝕥𝕪
October 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
when you almost remember the term you’re looking for
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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In case everyone else wants to remember Connor, our urn lad too
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Ken Pom Demon Hunters

is that anything?
October 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

the second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world Adam Levine is a good singer
October 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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“you’re so funny”

thanks, my brain literally never stops talking
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“you’re so funny”

thanks, my brain literally never stops talking
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM